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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Hi! congratulations.!!! Honestly you deserve this and more. So can I please get a headcanon/blurb up to you... where the reader is dating Chris Evans and is best friends with Harry Styles and spends a lot of time with harry. Chris gets jealous and insecure fluff, angst( if u want), happy ending please

warnings: slight angst, fluff, implied smut, age gap

authors note: thank you so much, ily <3 sorry for any spelling mistakes!

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chris loved you everyone knew that except you. it wasn’t your fault in fact you loved him too but you've only been dating for six months and that was the longest you have dated someone so you didn’t want to see it up.he was scared to tell you those three words because of your friendship with a certain brit. 

“i have to leave soon,” you smile as chris kisses your neck

he pulls away frowning, “what? why?”

“harry needs someone to pick him up from the airport so I told him i would and then we’re gonna head out to the beach” you say excitedly

the beach? so you’d be in a bikini where everyone especially harry would be watching you, “can I go?” he blurts out

you look at him confused, “really? i thought you had a meeting?” you ask him. 

he shakes his head, “no it’s uh tomorrow.” it was a complete lie and he knew he’d be getting in trouble but he was worried about losing his girl to some other guy. especially a guy that was her age, they probably had more in common

“okay sure, we’re heading out in ten minutes.”

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chris watches as you run around the sand as harry chases after you or maybe they were both running away from dodger who wha was chasing after them for the frisbee in your hand. even dodger liked harry more, chris thought. 

“okay okay i give up!” you yell and throw the frisbee to dodger as harry picks you up

“too late,” harry smiles as he throws you over his shoulder and runs towards the ocean

“no no harry the water is co-.” you get cut off when a wave hits the both of you

you stand up and push harry away, “we could've drowned,” you pout

“oh stop being little baby.” he says placing his hands on either side of your face and kissing your forehead. you don’t think mucho fit but chris was watching and he had a lot to say

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“hi my love,” you smile sitting on chris’s lap and kissing his cheek but he pushes you off.

“what’s wrong with you?” you ask him as harry stands there awkwardly

“what’s wrong with me? your the one flirting with some other guy in front of me! if you want to break up just say it now!” he yells at you

you stand up, “you know you can be a real ass sometimes,” you say and walk off with dodger following after you

harry sits next to chris, “look man if your go-.”

harry cuts him off, “she loves you, she goes on and on about how she’s never met someone that makes her smile like you do. she’s never talked to me about the guys she has dated because most of them end up being jerks and cheating on her. she would never do that to you, she loves you not me.”

he chuckles, “well she does love me, i'm like her big brother and she’s just my sister. thats all i see her as. so go and talk to her.” harry encourages him.

chris thanks him and walks off to where you are sitting with dodger next to you, “hey,” he says sitting next to you

“what? are you here to accuse me of something else?” you say looking straight at the ocean

he places his hand on yours, “i'm sorry, i shouldn't have accused you of any of that. i-i’m just...” he trails off

you face him, “your just what?”

“i'm scared you’ll leave me for anyone that is your age. someone you can really relate to, I would understand if you wanted to. but harry told me something.”

you hid your face in your hands, “oh god what was it please dont lis-.”

“I love you too.” chris says and you look at him

“oh...he told you that,” you smile awkwardly 

“did you mean it?” he asks

you nod, “i did. i do love you, only you.” you smiles and leaning to kiss him

“hey i don’t wanna interrupt this sweet moment but I'm really hungry!” you hear harry yell and both of you laugh

“i guess i'll just show you how much i love you when we get home.” you smirk squeezing his thigh and standing up extending your hand so he can take it

“i swear you’ll be the death of me”

taglist below

chris evans taglist: if you were tagged but weren’t notified please let me know! crossed out names are those who weren’t showing up when i searched up their names

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@littlegasps

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@tom-hlover

@geminisflanagans

@bval-1

@harrysthiccthighss

@evansphnx12

@ckorinne

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@coffeebooksandfandom

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@criminalmunds

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@tvckerlance

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@smokeandnailz

@sebbystanlover-vk

@chuckbass-love

@la-cey

@supraveng

@babybubblesxtra

@capsandshelbys

@visiblethirdspace

@inmoix

@lady-elena-adeline

@averyhotchner

@capsiclecevanss

@a-moment-captured

@L8nitereadingmaterial

i did a bit that got so much attention the aussie pm legally has to look at it

so when oscar won the hungary gp, the ausgp admin posted this

so i then went to the aus gov site and jokingly submitted an e-petition assuming it would get thrown out

it did not get thrown out. instead, it was then opened to signatures

when a petition gains over 50 signatures , it gets referred to a minister.

we got 171 signatures. today i received an update on which minister it got referred to.

it got referred to the bloody prime minister of Australia. albo. albo has to legally read and respond to this petition. it's likely to be denied but. still. it's on the goverment's desk.

also as a consequence, this document exists:

serotonin

F1 Kinktober 2024

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Please don't ask for tags on this post - tag list is closed (no more people are being added to the tag list)

Side note: these fics will likely involve other kinks/themes but the named kink/theme for that day will be the main focus of the fic

Day 1: Wax Play - Lewis Hamilton

Day 2: Restraints - Lando Norris

Day 3: Choking - Carlos Sainz

Day 4: Breeding kink - Oscar Piastri

Day 5: Size kink - Max Verstappen

Day 6: Dom/Sub - Jenson Button

Day 7: Threesome - Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri

Day 8: Love bites - Lando Norris

Day 9: Praise kink - Charles Leclerc

Day 10: Brat - Max Verstappen

Day 11: Mirror sex - Logan Sargeant

Day 12: Begging - Lewis Hamilton

Day 13: Morning sex - Oscar Piastri

Day 14: Daddy kink - Fernando Alonso

Day 15: Car sex - Lando Norris

Day 16: Somnophilia - Lando Norris (Dark fic)

Day 17: Mile high club - Max Verstappen

Day 18: Collar - Oscar Piastri (Dark fic)

Day 19: Face sitting - Carlos Sainz

Day 20: Temperature play - Lando Norris/Carlos Sainz

Day 21: Cockwarming - Charles Leclerc

Day 22: Public sex - Oscar Piastri

Day 23: Spitroast - Max Verstappen/Daniel Ricciardo (Dark fic)

Day 24: Toys - Max Verstappen

Day 25: Anal - Lando Norris (Dark fic)

Day 26: Edging + Orgasm denial - Oscar Piastri

Day 27: Overstimulation - Charles Leclerc/Carlos Sainz

Day 28: Free use - Lando Norris

Day 29: Shower sex - Max Verstappen

Day 30: Stress relief - Lando Norris

Day 31: Hunters/prey - Lando/Max/Oscar (Dark/Horror fic)

ONE OF YOUR GIRLS -Charles Leclerc

Summary: Where he loved the idea of her love not her. Warning: Angst pure angst, toxic relationship, asshole charles

A/N: inspired by One of The Girls By THE WEEKEND

Charles Leclerc the man he was, his charming smile and the gorgeous eyes that no one can resist. And you are no exception. Inspite of knowing his playboy ways and his lack of comitment you found yourself attracted to him.

You being a part of media knew each driver well and were close with most of them due to your genuine questions and how you always refrained from asking about their personal life. The drivers all had taken a liking to you and all looked forward to do interviews with you, inspite of you being a recent joinee.

Lewis Hamilton your idol and your grid family was the first notice your attraction towards the Monagasque "Careful there Y/N, dont go and fall in love with him now" he said laughing but also being concerned. You just shook your head.

Charles Leclerc himself didn't make it any easier for you always complimenting you and doing small gestures which others would consider as friendly but your naive crush took it to heart. The way he would bring your favourite coffeee each time you interview him or the way he ensures you have a ride home or the way his eyes light up whenever speaking to you.

You really thought you had a chance and he did nothing to deny that or make you question your thinking about him. You just wanted him in your life if not possible as a significant other, at least as a friend. You were friends and Charles always confided in you always. Charles always made you feel like the most special girl he made you feel like you were his everything.

Max and Lando well aware of your feelings towards him. Always motivated you to tell him your actual feelings

"C'mon Y/N he never speaks to a girl more than a week if he isn't intrested in them" Lando said

"Atleast you would not keep having expectations, schatje. Just tell him" Max said

How wrong they were !

One fine evening you and Charles were hanging out in his house were you came to the topic of how you prefer your significant other to be. You thought this was it this the only shot you have. You did just that you confessed how much you like him. As soon as you confessed Charles kissed you. It was the best fucking kiss of your life. It was everything and all you ever asked for.

Everything was perfect for a while. Him hugging you, holding your hands, cuddling and going on dates. Few drivers noted the changes and were all happy for you. you too were glowing. You should have known NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

Soon you noticed how he was never affectionate towards you in public but you brushed it off thinking he wanted to keep it private, that didn't bother you much. But when he randomly going out or partying without you knowing, flirting with other girls it made you question what you really had.

You confronted Charles about this and what his answer just made you more confused.

"What are you my girlfriend ? we are just trying thing out Y/N. I am not in space to commit right now just give me some time".

That must have been it but no, you loved him way too much to let him go easily. You stayed with him hoping things would get better and you will be a happy couple.

Things just got worse from there, he was not as open as before he slowly started ignoring you but you still held on to tiny hope you found here and there.

Others weren't oblivious to the situation though you tried not to let it show. They all noticed how you seem so down always and have fake smile on.

Lewis and Max confront you one day. You break down in front of them and for the first time you let your feeling out. You told them everything about how insecure you feel, how you feel like you are the problem, maybe if you were better or that you are being overdramatic.

"You are the strongest person I know, love. He does not deserve your love I know it is not easy to let go of him right now, but you need to he is slowly sucking the life out of you. It is better to be alone than in bad company." Lewis explained.

"You deserve to be in relationships that make you feel seen, heard, and valued. You dont have put up with his shit, schatje" Max added on. "We will be with you every step of it".

It took you time but soon enough you were done you had no more tears to cry or fucks to give him. You just said to him that you are done with him but he didnt take it seriously cause this was the cycle falling out and him convincing you and you falling right back.

"Dont I too deserve to be loved by someone ?" you asked

"I love you, Y/N. I will start taking you seriously" he tried.

You shook your head "You dont love me Charles you just love the idea of me being in love with you. You love the idea of a person living solely for you. You love that you could pick me at your worst and drop me at your best"

With that you walked out and cried for him yet in the end it hit you that all you will be is

.........ONE OF HIS GIRLS.

Stuck With You

Summary: you have a new song and need a music video to go with it. You enlist your husband’s help. Corona Chronicles w/ Chris Evans!

Pairing: Chris Evans x Famous!Reader

A/N: Obviously inspired by the song.

Chris held your phone in his hands filming you and he’s got a baby strapped to his chest. The two of you are walking the trails by your shared Massachusetts home. He had suggested it since your newborn baby girl can’t seem to sleep unless she’s moving and you need to send off footage for your song collab that you’re doing with Justin Bieber. Dodger chose to stay home with Scott.

You’re singing the song as you walk backwards. Both of you have an AirPod in with your song playing. Your husband wasn’t happy about the song especially since you were in labor while recording your vocals. He was freaking out and wanting to get you to the hospital ASAP.

“So lock the door/ And throw out the key/ Can't fight this no more,” you sang to your smiling husband. “It's just you and me/ And there's nothing I, nothing I, I can do/ I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you.”

You point your finger at the camera and stopped. You come closer.

“So go ahead and drive me insane/ Baby, run your mouth,” you sang.

You grabbed your phone and flipped it so Chris is in the shot as well.

“I still wouldn't change being stuck with you,” he sang coming closer to you and putting his arm around you.

“Stuck with you, stuck with you,” you sang with your husband. “I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you, baby.”

You faced him and he presses a chaste kiss to your lips. The music continues playing in one ear for the both of you. You part from him and he grins pressing a kiss to his daughter’s head. You stop the video.

“I think that was good,” you said and play the video back.

“Well, I’m pretty sure it’s due to my amazing camera work,” Chris said.

You loop your arm with Chris’s and start walking.

“You definitely got the steady hands,” you said.

“It’s exactly why we have Charlie,” he said.

You smacked him upside the head and he gasped.

“Sorry, my hand slipped,” you said.

“Little shit. I’d tackle you right now if my baby girl wasn’t in this wrap,” Chris said placing a hand on her tiny head.

You chuckled and rested your head against his bicep looking at your sleeping little girl.

“You know, the world will finally figure out about us,” you said.

“It’s about time! I’m done reading articles about who you might be quarantining with,” Chris said. “I still can’t believe that nobody figured out that you were pregnant.”

“It’s only because I wore your hoodies and sweaters,” you said. “I barely left the house too, babes. This’ll be bigger than Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy.”

“Well, baby, we’ve been hiding a marriage as well as hiding a pregnancy and a baby,” he said holding your hand. “And your fans hate me after I tweeted about one of your songs.”

“If I remember correctly, you tweeted something along the lines of “god, another song. I wonder who it’s written about this time,”” you said.

“And let’s not forget the eye roll emoji was involved too, hun,” Chris added.

You grinned looking up at him and said, “it was the greatest thing I had ever seen. It was pure chaos.”

“Remember when TMZ reported it?” He asked.

You nodded.

“God, they painted me as an asshole,” he laughed. “Some people were trying to petition to have me removed as Captain America. It was in headlines everywhere.”

“That was hilarious especially since nobody knew that the song was about you,” you said.

“And I get another under my belt,” Chris smiled putting his arm around you.

“You pretty much have a whole album, baby,” you said.

“You should name your next one “Chris”,” he said.

You shook your head no and he pouted.

“Your ego will grow and I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it,” you said.

“But, darling,” your husband whined pulling you closer as the two of you cross over a small wooden bridge.

“We’ll see. But I wanna film a bit more,” you said.

“Fine. —We should pull Scott and Dodger in,” Chris suggested.