karina my love can we please see some bodyguard! bucky?
warnings: reader & bucky have sexual tension, praise kink, punishment, spanking, oral, multiple orgasms, unprotected sex — 18+ only
author’s note: let me try something 👀
thinking you’re being super sneaky, tiptoeing through the house to your bedroom with a victorious smile on your face thinking that you’ve outsmarted your bodyguard, bucky, by staying out far later than you should’ve. and you know that your dad would’ve scolded you if bucky didn’t get to it first—to be fair, your father was a mob boss and it was warranted. but you also just wanted to see your friends like a normal twenty something year old.
“blossom you really gotta stop trying to outsmart me, i know you better than anyone.” bucky’s low voice startles you from behind as you gasp and jump to face him. he’s wearing his signature black jeans that hug his muscled thighs and a black tee to match—his arm standing out in the moonlight streaming through the various windows. “you don’t have to follow me everywhere.” you huff, crossing your arms over your chest as bucky chuckles. “that’s kinda my job, blossom.” he sighs with a smirk, moving some of your hair out of your face.
“i am gonna have to start teachin’ you a lesson or two if you keep breakin’ my rules though.” he says, his voice much lower and raspier as your breath catches in your throat suddenly. your heart feels like it’s racing all of a sudden, blood pumping as bucky’s sharp cologne washes over you as he steps closer to you. “what kind of...lesson?” you whisper, entirely transfixed on his shimmering, mischievous eyes as he walks you backwards and against the door of your bedroom.
“gonna teach you how to behave, how to listen to me, and most importantly...how to be a good girl.” he purrs in your ear and you can’t help the soft whimper that leaves your lips. “i know you’re a good girl, blossom. i just think you need to be reminded of how to act.” he adds, shivers going down your spine at the sound of his words. your throat is suddenly dry and hoarse and you don’t think to speak knowing that you don’t trust your voice. “think you can do that for me, blossom?” he asks teasingly and with a smirk as he’s pressing his thigh between your legs.
you’re unable to verbally respond, instead shaking your head up and down and curling your fingers in the fabric of his shirt as he lets out a dark chuckle. “patience, blossom. be a good girl and i’ll make you feel so, so good.” bucky promises making you whimper as his fingers dig into your hip as he grinds you over his legs in the middle of the hallway where anyone can hear or see you two. “that’s a good girl, feel good doesn’t it? after i’m done with you, you won’t want to sneak out anymore.” he growls, beard tickling your neck before he turns the knob and pushes you inside.
somehow you end up on the bed, bucky’s large body hovering over yours as he’s teasing you over your panties until you’re nearly sobbing. “where are your manners, blossom? didn’t your mother ever tell you to say please?” he taunts as his bionic fingers move teasingly over your covered clit as you’re staring daggers at him trying to keep your composure as best as you can. “if that’s how you wanna play, we can play dirty.” he purrs in your ear, flipping you over so you’re over his lap; your panties slowly being slid down your legs.
“count.” and you can’t question him before he delivers spanks to your backside, alternating cheeks and making sure to soothe the skin after each one. “hmm, think you’ve learned your lesson? think you deserve my fingers? my mouth?” he whispers, stripping you of the rest of your clothes before taking a moment to admire your form. sinking to his knees to throw your legs over his shoulders, nose bumping your mound and it makes you whine. “smell so good for me, blossom. can’t wait to taste you.” he groans, his tongue getting to quick work.
his tongue works wonders, making you fall over the edge multiple times before he’s finally satisfied. “taste like fuckin’ honey, blossom.” he murmurs against your lips as he kisses you, his beard wet and lips tasting like yourself as you moan into the kiss. “but i need’a feel you.” and you can feel him against your core. he’s not making it easy for you, flipping you over so your face is buried in the pillows and he secures your arms behind your back in his. “look so fuckin’ good for me like this, so hot baby.” he purrs, slowly sliding into you.
your moans are thankfully muffled by the sheets as bucky fucks you deep into the mattress, hitting your spot every time and you don’t think you’ll ever crave anyone else’s touch but his. “i know you wanna cum for me, blossom. cum all over my cock, make a mess on what’s yours.” he growls, hips stuttering as his thrusts begin to get sloppy.
it’s quiet after, just shallow breaths filling the room. “maybe this’ll stop you from sneakin’ out.” he whispers making you chuckle. “oh i don’t think it will, now i just want more.” you smirk, knowing look in your eyes.
Jeez, imagine being on a vacation minding your own buisness.
After weeks of long shoots, professional commitments/ contracts and hardwork.
You are trying to lay low and not draw any attention. Needing some time for yourself. But somebody shoots a video of you without your consent (it's borderline stalking btw), then posts it on a SM platform. No context. No other information. Just a little video clip. It gets viral from there and random strangers start speculating, screaming and gossiping hiding behind their keyboards, starting some flashy/clickbait twitter hashtags, calling you all sort of names, presenting "Online Harassment- Exhibit A", accusing you of being an awful person when you have been nothing but loving, kind, compassionate and considerate towards all of them for more than a decade.
Hmm... Life as a super famous celebrity can also be really tough sometimes. Everybody sees the privilege, nobody sees the demanding nature and enormous pressure, adverse effects of public scrutiny and constant judgement.
Travelling right now is by no means wisest and safest of the choices. But stalking, obsessing, harassing people online, spewing hatred, quick judgemental tendancy, hypocritical responses all of these are way, way worse than that. Not healthy for you at all.
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Honestly, I'm more concerned about the mental health and well being of the 'really mature & aware stans' than I am about Seb (come on, the man was wearing a mask and just FYI, there are a lot of more strict, compulsory rules and regulations, precautionary practices regarding travel during the pandemic than these 'fussy-internet-babies' are aware of)
If you are in any celebrity fandom, please take a moment and read these following things. Visit the links. They're very important
Celebrity Worship Syndrome- Psychology Today.
The association of celebrity worship with problematic Internet use, maladaptive daydreaming, and desire for fame - Journal of Behavorial Addictions
Please Remember To Take Care of Yourself First and Foremost
❤️ lots of love and positive vibes to all ❤️
an: i head to france tomorrow guys, today is my final day of freedom rip. this was so fun to write because imagine just finding out your partner is a millionaire fr, based off of this request
wc: 2.5k
Oscar could see her sitting at the dining table through the floor-to-ceiling windows as he parked his car. The quiet of their home in Monaco always took him by surprise—no revving engines, no buzz of the pit crew. Just her typing away on her laptop with her usual cup of tea. She looked up as he walked in, gave him a quick smile, and then returned to her screen. Always so relaxed, even as he walked in carrying the tension of a bad training session.
"Good day?" she asked, barely looking up. He nodded and mumbled something about a corner he'd taken too fast. She listened but didn’t pry. She never did. That's how she was. She was more interested in weekend hikes than race standings, in cooking simple meals than joining him at fancy team dinners. It was a refreshing kind of simplicity, though sometimes a little mystifying. She didn’t ask about the sport or his schedule, never got jealous over the fans, and didn’t seem to care about the lifestyle that came with dating an F1 driver.
In a way, it was...perfect. He didn’t have to worry about her growing tired of his schedule, or about her expectations getting out of hand. She worked her 9-to-5, met him after, and never asked for more. The fact that she paid for her own things when they went out had caught him off-guard at first, but she’d laughed and shrugged it off when he offered to take care of the bill. "I’m used to it," she’d said. And that had been that. No strings, no expectations.
Tonight, she must’ve been finishing something for work, because she was typing away with focus. He walked into the kitchen, pouring himself a glass of water, glancing over his shoulder at her every now and then, content. The glow of her screen was the only light in the room; the apartment was quiet but comfortable, like this was all they’d ever need.
“How’s work?” He asked as he shut the fridge.
She briefly looked up, “Long” she sighed but smiled at him.
As he walked past her he placed a brief kiss on her forehead and slid onto the sofa, stretching out and letting the quietness of home sink into his bones. She was already back to her typing, nodding to herself as she worked through whatever was in front of her. It was one of those things he found himself both fascinated by and grateful for—she didn’t need him to fill the silence. She seemed just fine with her job, her laptop, her little rituals that didn’t have anything to do with him.
Oscar watched her for a moment before pulling out his phone, scrolling through emails and messages. A lot of them were about his upcoming sponsorship deal, a whirlwind of numbers and logistics. He thought about calling his manager to check the final figures but decided against it. Just thinking about it wore him out.
He read email after email as he heard the scrape of a chair, he looked up to see her stand up and take a call in their terrace, something he adored about this house.
Then his phone rang, Mark, he picked up automatically. “Yeah, hey,” he said, voice still soft from the calmness of the evening. As he talked through the details with him, he realised he needed to jot something down. With no pen or paper in reach, he glanced over to the dining table where she always kept a notepad beside her tea.
Oscar rose, walking over to her seat, quietly picking up her pen. But as he did, his eyes fell onto the screen of her laptop, where her banking app was open.
It was one glance, just a flicker of his eyes, but enough for him to catch sight of the balance there. He paused mid-sentence, his own words catching in his throat.
That number didn’t look right.
Surely it was missing a decimal.
Wrapping up the conversation with Mark, he wrote down what he needed, and looked at the screen once more. In that time, she’d walked back into the room, her feet padding on the cool granite of their dining room floor.
Oscar couldn’t take his eyes off the screen.
"Hey," he said, voice a little strained, still trying to process what he was seeing. "Uh…how much money do you make?"
She blinked, the corner of her mouth lifting in that effortless way of hers. "Enough," she said with a little laugh. "Why?"
Oscar blinked, struggling to wrap his head around it. This was his girlfriend—quiet, low-key, not a trace of the usual high-gloss life he’d always associated with wealth. He’d seen people obsess over money, hover around him just because of it, make a whole lifestyle out of it. But her? She was the woman who insisted on bringing packed lunches to work, who chose thrift shops over boutiques, who still wore her decade-old watch without a second thought. She was content. Comfortable. But this…
"That’s…a lot of ‘enough,’" he said, pointing at the screen, unable to mask the amazement in his voice.
She just shrugged and closed her laptop, a playful smile tugging at her lips. "I guess I don’t really talk about it, huh? Not exactly first-date conversation."
He leaned back against the table, watching her with a strange mix of awe and curiosity. "Not even, like, fourth-date conversation."
"To be fair, I didn’t ask what you make, either," she pointed out, quirking an eyebrow at him. "Money’s not really…our thing."
He felt a laugh bubble up in his chest. She was right, and yet, here he was, dumbfounded. She’d been living in his world all this time, never asking him for anything, never trying to claim any part of the lavish life he could provide. Now, he realised, maybe she didn’t need it at all.
"So…why not mention it?" he asked, still trying to understand. "I mean, I just assumed…" He trailed off, feeling a little sheepish.
"I know," she said, her smile turning gentle. "I guess I liked that you assumed. It made things easier. It let me be just…me. No expectations, no need to fit into any box."
Oscar nodded slowly, taking that in. It made sense, but it still felt surreal. Here was someone who, from the very beginning, hadn’t wanted anything from him other than his time, his company. She wasn’t here for his lifestyle or his status, things he’d been conditioned to believe were a part of every relationship he’d ever have.
He glanced at her laptop again, unable to stop himself from wondering. “So, wait—what exactly do you do? Something like…senior management?” he asked, half-joking, his tone teasing.
Oscar chuckled, shaking his head as the absurdity of it all settled in. He was still trying to wrap his head around the whole idea—his girlfriend, his laid-back, thrift-shop-loving girlfriend, was apparently not only financially secure but really well off.
She raised her eyebrows, a sly smile creeping across her face. “Something like that,” she replied, taking a sip of her tea.
He squinted at her, suspicious. “Oh, come on, don’t leave me hanging. How high up are you, really?”
She glanced away, as if considering her words, and then said it, almost like a casual aside. “I’m the CEO.”
He blinked, the statement hanging in the air like a punchline he hadn’t quite caught. “Wait…CEO? As in, like, the CEO?”
She laughed, shrugging it off like it was nothing. “Just of a mid-sized company, Oscar. It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Darling,” he said slowly, realising dawning. “What company?”
She paused, her eyes darting away, and he could see the hint of mischief there. “Ever heard of Catalyst?”
“Catalyst…wait, as in Catalyst Dynamics?” he asked, his voice growing louder with shock. “The same Catalyst Dynamics that sponsors my team?”
She pressed her lips together, trying—and failing—not to smile. “Do they?”
“Oh, you are kidding me!” he exclaimed, grinning in disbelief. “You’ve been secretly spoiling me this whole time!”
She shook her head, looking away as though he’d accused her of something scandalous. “Oscar, it’s a sponsorship, not a…spoiling thing. Besides, that’s business. I keep it separate from…this.” She gestured between the two of them, clearly trying to play it cool.
But Oscar wasn’t buying it, not for a second. “Oh, no you don’t.” Before she could say another word, he leaned down, scooping her up and carrying her toward the sofa.
“Oscar!” she yelped, laughing, half-protesting, but she didn’t resist.
He set her down on the cushions, pinning her playfully as he hovered above her, grinning with that spark of mischief that usually only showed up on race day. “You’ve been keeping this a secret, haven’t you? The big boss lady, looking out for me, pretending you’re just this regular 9-to-5 woman…”
“Oscar, I’m not spoiling—”
“Oh, we’ll see about that.” He grinned wider, fingers finding her sides as he started tickling her, his hands relentless. She burst into laughter, twisting and squirming, but he didn’t let up.
“Okay, okay!” she managed between laughs, her breath coming in gasps as he kept up his assault. “I admit it, I admit it!”
“Admit what?” he asked, pausing, a playful gleam in his eyes as he waited for her to say it.
“Fine!” She was breathless, cheeks flushed from laughter. “Maybe I had a tiny bit of a hand in sponsoring your team, maybe. But it wasn’t to spoil you! It was just…good business.”
He chuckled, finally letting up, settling beside her on the sofa. “Good business, huh?”
She took a deep breath, still smiling as she nudged him. “I mean it. I didn’t want you to feel any pressure…or obligation. This—us—is different.”
Oscar looked at her, his heart feeling fuller than he’d expected. “Different is right.” He slipped an arm around her, pulling her close. “Guess I’m just lucky to be dating a CEO with a secret soft spot.”
She laughed, leaning her head against his shoulder, content. “And I guess I’m lucky to be with someone who never needed me to be anything but…me.”
As they settled into a comfortable silence, Oscar’s mind was still spinning, pieces clicking into place one by one. He glanced around their beautiful apartment—the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sleek, minimalist design. The place had always felt like an oasis, calm and understated, like Anna herself. But something new was nagging at him now.
“Wait…” He looked down at her, narrowing his eyes. “That’s why you won’t let me pay rent, isn’t it? You said this place was your dad’s, but it’s not, is it?”
She bit her lip, trying not to smile, but the faintest hint of a smirk gave her away. “Well…okay, maybe it wasn’t technically my dad’s. He…may not have anything to do with it.”
“Sweetheart!” he said, laughing as he sat up, staring at her in mock betrayal. “So you’ve just been letting me think I’m staying at this family-owned place when all this time you’re the one paying for it?”
She shrugged, looking at him with playful innocence. “It’s already been paid for. Besides,” she added, her smile widening, “I like the idea of you feeling at home here without any pressure.”
“Oh, no,” he said, shaking his head. “I’m onto you now. You may be this relaxed, low-key CEO, but you’ve secretly been spoiling me this entire time. Admit it!”
She laughed, a bright, carefree sound. “Fine, I admit it—I may have bought this place. Technically. But it’s still your home, too.”
Oscar pulled her close again, marvelling at how effortlessly she balanced everything—her high-powered job, their quiet, easygoing life together, her uncanny ability to make him feel like the luckiest man in the world. “You know what?” he murmured, looking into her eyes. “I don’t care if you own half of Monaco. You’re still my love.”
She grinned, leaning her forehead against his. “Good,” she whispered. “Because you’re stuck with me.”
They stayed like that for a moment, her nestled into him, the quiet warmth of the room settling around them. But Oscar couldn’t resist one more question, the thought gnawing at him.
He tilted her chin up to meet his gaze, a smirk playing on his lips. “Alright, one last thing, Miss CEO.” He paused, eyes twinkling. “Is your net worth bigger than mine?”
She tried to stifle a laugh, her eyes darting away as if avoiding the answer itself. “Oscar…”
He gasped, leaning back in exaggerated shock. “Oh my god, it is, isn’t it? You’ve got me beat!”
“I’m not answering that,” she said, biting back a smile as she pressed her lips together stubbornly.
“You don’t need to,” he replied, grinning even wider. “The silence says it all. Here I thought I was the big shot, and my girlfriend’s out here just quietly sitting on an empire.”
She laughed, reaching up to ruffle his hair. “Well, maybe I just like watching you think you’re the fancy one.”
He pulled her close again, laughing softly. “Alright, fine. But don’t think I won’t bring this up anytime you try to sneak the bill.”
She grinned, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Deal.”
Oscar chuckled, still shaking his head in disbelief. He leaned back, looking up at the ceiling as if he’d just pieced together some incredible mystery. “You know, our kid is going to be spoiled,” he said, the words slipping out with a grin.
He felt her shift beside him, and when he looked down, her expression had softened, her eyes faraway, a little spark of excitement in them. “They won’t,” she murmured, almost to herself. “Humble start, just like we both had.”
“Oh, so you’ll be the strict parent, then?” he teased, arching an eyebrow. “The one laying down the law?”
She laughed, giving him a gentle shove. “So I’m the bad cop?”
“Absolutely. I’m not budging on this.” He grinned, taking her hands in his as he leaned in close. “You’ve been lying to me for four years about practically everything. I think that officially makes you the bad cop in this relationship.”
She rolled her eyes, but the smile on her face was warm, even a little shy. “Fine, I’ll take ‘bad cop’… but only if you’re ready to be the softie who gives in.”
Oscar laughed, wrapping his arms around her, feeling that sense of joy settle in even deeper. “Deal, I was already planning on it” he whispered, his voice full of promise. And as he held her close, he realised he wouldn’t have it any other way.
Oscar pulled her even closer, his hands resting gently on her cheeks as he took in the warmth of her gaze, her face illuminated softly in the low light. The playful edge between them softened into something deeper, and the laughter faded into quiet, shared breath.
Slowly, he leaned in, brushing his lips against hers in a soft, lingering kiss that held all the words they hadn’t said. Her hands slid up to his shoulders, fingers curling there as she melted into him, and for a moment, everything—the teasing, the surprises, the whole world around them—faded away.
the end.
Lewis Hamilton - Masterlist
🥀: angst; 🌻: fluff; 🍒: smut 🎭: funny/lighthearted; 📓: blurbs
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Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! - 🥀 🌻
the one where going to your hometown wasn’t a good idea.
Wildest dreams - 🌻
Lewis Hamilton was screwed. He realised that he fell in love with his best friend.
Line without a wook - 🥀 🌻 (not very fluffy, but happy ending)
I don't really give a damn about the way you touch me.
Petty business - 🍒 🎭 📓
how to finish an unnecessary "argument" with your partner.
Pretty please - 🍒
Put my mind at ease, pretty please.
Hi if you are taking reluctant you do a Stucky x teen adopted reader (can you do gender neutral so everyone can read it but if not that’s ok) were the reader is sick and her two dads have to look after the reader but the reader try’s and hides it because they think it’s just a cold and they can look after herself until it turns into the flu (or something more serious) and they pass out and their dad freak out until Steve and Bucky realise what happened. (Sorry of it doesn’t make sense)
Hi anon, hope you like this. I don’t know if you meant Stucky as the Reader’s parents, or another pairing, but I made them the parents. Thank you for sending this in!!
Masterlist is in bio, requests are open.
Stucky x teen gender neutral!Reader (Fluff/Platonic) Warnings: Sickness Word Count: 990
Your sniffle was loud as you walked out of your high school, and you stumbled slightly as you glanced up. It was too bright today and for some reason the light was bugging your eyes out too much now, causing you to squint them together. You bumped into some classmates, mumbling apologizes to them as they scoffed back to you.
You walked to where you usually get picked up from and sat down with an exhausted sigh. Today was too much, you were a lot more tired than normal, and you wanted to get some sleep as soon as you got home. You noticed you were sweating more than usual as well, but it was super cold. You pulled your phone out of your pocket, turning on some music as you waited for one of your dads or maybe Aunt Natasha to pick you up.
You sneezed into your arm and sniffled again, shaking your head at yourself. You needed to keep it down, it was getting a bit annoying, you reminded. You didn’t need people to worry about you at the Compound or just at home, they always made a hustle out of it, and you didn’t want to see them go through a trouble over something like a cold. You scratched your head with another sigh, barely glancing up when you noticed your car pulled up.
You grinned slightly to the car, hopping into the back. “Hi dad,” You greeted, throwing your bag to the other side of the car weakly, and you held back a cough. Bucky smiled back to you through the mirror, “Hey, how was school?” He asked, while starting to drive again.
You shrugged back after a moment, before you realized he didn’t see you. “Uh, it was fine, got to see another Captain America video about eating healthy foods.” You mentioned, almost chuckling when you remembered your dad’s overexaggerated acting.
“Was it the one with the whole,” Bucky paused quickly, and gestured to his face and made an odd expression. You laughed quietly in the back, starting to feel a bit better since he made you smile. You nodded, “Yeah, that one.”
The fun quickly stopped though, as you coughed again, and trembled as it turned into a fit, making you feel dizzy. Bucky turned back to you with worry as he stopped the car. “What’s wrong?” He questioned, furrowing his eyebrows together.
“I swallowed water wrong,” You stuttered out, wiping the tears around your eyes. Again, you really didn’t want him to know you were getting sick, or you were sick. It wasn’t like he or Steve would get sick because of their super soldier serum, which you thought was incredible.
By the time that you got home, you felt like trash. You were sweating horribly, and your coughing only got worse, making Bucky confused. You kept pushing out random excuses, to get him to focus on the road instead. You practically sprinted to your room, shouting that you needed to start your geography project about mountains. That was true, that you needed to start it, but you were too weak to even press the glue down onto the board. Instead, you collapsed onto your bed with a heavy sigh.
Steve got home hours later, holding the bag of grocies that he bought to make dinner with. He pushed them onto the counter before greeting his husband with a hug and smile, furrowing his eyebrows when he realized you weren’t downstairs. “Where’s Y/n?” He asked Bucky, wondering if you were out in the backyard.
Bucky sighed as he scratched his head, walking up the stairs. “They’re doing their project right now, but it’s been a while.” Steve nodded back, following Bucky to check on their teenager.
“Y/n? We’re going to make dinner right now.” Steve knocked, opening the door after a few moments. Bucky tilted his head in confusion when he didn’t hear your voice. You were asleep with your legs hanging of the bed, and you were still wearing your shoes and school clothes.
You groaned sleepily, wiping the snot from your face that pooled around you when you were asleep. “Hi,” You murmured, dizzy sitting up on the bed, and glancing around, muddled at how much time has passed.
Steve smiled back to you, watching as you pushed yourself onto your feet. Then you fell, face first. Bucky and Steve shouted, watching you collapse, and pass out. “Y/n!” Bucky yelled out, rushing to your figure.
Steve rushed behind him, shaking your shoulders. Bucky glanced down to see if you got hurt anywhere. “Call the doctor,” He quickly spoke up, noticing your sweat. Steve pulled out his phone, calling the doctor to come over, while he watched worriedly and in shock as you let out random groans.
When you blinked awake from your faint, you were confused to see both your dads standing over you. “Oh, hey,” You whispered, sighing as you felt your throat burn. Bucky shook his head back to you, “Did you get hurt earlier today? Did someone hurt you?” His questions went on, causing you to bulge your eyes out.
“When did it happen? Where? How? Who?” Steve continued as well, squeezing your hand as you glanced over to him.
“Huh?” You mumbled, scrunching your face together. “I’m sick,” You explained, coughing into your arm.
You went on after your coughing, almost shrugging back to them. Bucky and Steve’s faces were more than concerned as you laughed nervously, “I have the flu, got it from Steph, I didn’t want you guys to be mad or upset.”
“Steph? Wait- Y/n, you have to tell us when these things happen!” Steve protested, shaking his head as Bucky started to speak as well. You interrupted them both with another shrug, “I’ll tell you guys next time, but uh, can I get off the floor? And dinner? Are we having sandwiches again?”
Marvel’s Avengers Endgame (2019) Bloopers
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landonorris we miss our mommy
georgerussell63 Who left you in charge of a 1 month old and a 2 year old?
⤷ landonorris i’m their dad??
⤷ georgerussell63 And??
yn i miss my boys too 🥹🥹 & don’t forget to pick up mathéo’s ointment
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⤷ all4lando she’s such a mom i love it 😭
francisca.cgomes our??
⤷ landonorris she was my mommy first
⤷ francisca.cgomes you’re disgusting
joris__trouche Justice for Malachi 💔 0.5’s are not his friend 😞
⤷ yn are you implying my son doesn’t look cute joris?? 🤨
⤷ joris__trouche Nonono you and lando make the most beautiful babies in the world
leclerc_pascale My boys 🥰 We need to gave a family dinner soon
⤷ landonorris YES PLEASE i’m in need of your pasta right now
⤷ leclerc_pascale Come over and bring the boys, I just made some
⤷ landonorris already in the car
arthur_leclerc i bet they miss uncle art so much 🥰 i’m coming over right now dw
⤷ landonorris i’m locking the door
⤷ arthur_leclerc girl…i have a spare key
⤷ yn since when?
⤷ arthur_leclerc me & charles snuck in when you guys were sleeping 🥰
⤷ charles_leclerc Hey don’t expose me
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yn
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yn back with my boys 🤍
landonorris first
leclerc_pascale Have fun on your date night!! Love you two 🤍
⤷ lorenzotl Not to much fun though, I don’t need another nephew right now
⤷ arthur_leclerc seriously do you guys ever just lay in bed?
⤷ landonorris i am incapable of that you’re lucky we’re not on baby number 6
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh!
maxverstappen1 Pussy whipped
⤷ landonorris damn right
charles_leclerc Finally he wouldn’t stop calling me to tell me he misses you
alexandrasaintmleux The sweetest baby boys 🥹 I love them so much
⤷ landonorris woah now i’m a devoted and loyal husband to y/n alexandra
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😐 blocked
carlossainz55 I miss my nephews I will be over soon to kidnap them ❤️
⤷ yn sounds great los 🫰🏽
⤷ sharls_leclercussy “los” i’m crying 🥹
danielricciardo Gurl boss ✊🏽
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landonorris
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landonorris moms such a party pooper 💔 she wouldn’t let me paint the boys yellow and dress them up as minions
charles_leclerc Do you all just lay in bed all day? And do nothing?
⤷ landonorris would you like it to be just me and y/n in bed alone doing something?
⤷ charles_leclerc I will come sleep in between you two lando norris
mlnmarta Chiara misses Mathéo & Malachi!! We need to visit soon 🤍
⤷ yn yess come over!!
georgerussell63 We must make this happen I can’t get the image out of my head
francisca.cgomes hot mama 😍😍🥵
⤷ landonorris real she can spank me anytime she wants
⤷ mclaren Please do not make us take over your social media again Lando.
yn i’ll put you in timeout
⤷ landonorris please do 🫦🫦
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yn
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yn my babiesss 🤍 living my dream
carmenmmundt So happy for you baby 🥹 You’re so cute I miss you
⤷ yn carmen ilysm 😭💝
alexandrasaintmleux Seriously though, our shopping date when? 🤨🤨
⤷ yn tomorrow 😫
francisca.cgomes MILF MILF MILF
⤷ carmenmmundt MILF MILF MILF
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux MILF MILF MILF
⤷ lilymhe MILF MILF MILF
⤷ lilyzneimer MILF MILF MILF
⤷ landonorris MILF MILF MILF 🤤🥵🍆🍑
landonorris let me put another baby in you please please please mommy 😈😈😫🍆
⤷ yn lando…we’ve talked about what’s appropriate to comment and what’s not
⤷ mclaren Come on bro 😔
⤷ francisca.cgomes take away his social media rights‼️‼️‼️
leclerc_pascale My beautiful girl and her beautiful family🥰
lilymhe ok period aesthetic queen
haileybeiber literally my pintrest board
carla.brocker i miss you sweet girl 💕
⤷ yn i miss you we need to have a sleepover soon 🥹
⤷ flowers444yn y/n still having sleepovers as a wife and mom of 2 kids is so on brand
landoslove this post was for the girls
⤷ landonorris don’t forget lando 😍😇🥰
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landonorris
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landonorris Enjoying Barcelona with my family ❤️
arthur_leclerc yk it’s not lando because he’s using auto caps
thisistotallynotlando they didn’t take away my burner account 🤣🫵🏽 i can’t be stopped
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alex_albon free lando till it’s backwards ✊🏽
pierregasly YOU WILL BE AVENGED LANDO
georgerussell63 This definitely sounds like lando 👍
oscarpiastri Very convincing
slutmeoutlewis they actually took over his account again 😭😭
hoeforsainzzz justice for lando
thisistotallynotlando not gonna be a little family for long 😈
lordperceval petition for lando to get his account back ✊🏽
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yn
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yn do you wanna play mermaids with us?
alexandrasaintmleux My love 🫦🫦
beloved.hamilton where are mathéo & malachi at??
⤷ yn with their dad 😊
carmenmmundt My mermaid tail is purple
oscarpiastri Come back down lando can’t talk to you cause they took his phone and he’s tweaking
⤷ sharls.eclair THEY TOOK HIS PHONE 😭
francisca.cgomes damn ma
leclerc_pascale Beautiful girls ❤️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 🥰🥰❤️
⤷ yn thank you maman 🤍
charles_leclerc My girls ♥️♥️
⤷ yn ♥️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 💋♥️
mclaren i miss you baby - lando
⤷ maxverstappen1 LMFAO GIRL 💀
⤷ sharls_lerklerk max?? 😭
landosfootfungus where’s lando’s comment?? 😪
⤷ yn he’s in social media jail rn
lilymhe SO GORGEOUS UGH 😫
georgerussell63 The last slide is actually lando and y/n is you guys didn’t know
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Actually 🤓☝🏽
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landonorris
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landonorris 3 weeks of good behavior and i got my account back. and what did i do in those 3 weeks of good behavior? i got my wife pregnant again 😊
arthur_leclerc sick bastard (i’m so excited)
lorenzotl I jinxed it 😪
yn baby girl norris?? 😇
leclerc_pascale Can’t wait to meet my new grand baby 🥰
alexandrasaintmleux yayaya so happy rn
carmenmmundt You two make the cutest babies it’s not even funny 🥹🥹
francisca.cgomes YESYESYES SO EXCITED
joris__trouche Crazyy congrats you two 💞
maxfewtrell Leave that poor girl alone
carlossainz55 UNCLE CHILI 🌶️❤️
flavy.barla Awhh so happy for you two 💗
ciscanorris Another one! 🩵🩷
charles_leclerc WHY DO YOU DO THIS?? MY BABY SISTER?? JUST LAY IN BED AND SLEEP ONCE IN A WHILE OH MY FUCK
⤷ lilymhe anways…CONGRATULATIONS 🥹
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yn
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yn matthew senna norris 🤍
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landonorris i love you baby thank you giving me everything i’ve ever wanted and more ♥️
⤷ yn i love you more
⤷ landonorris i love you the most
alexandrasaintmleux baby matty 🥹🥹
leclerc_pascale Another boy, are we surprised? He’s the cutest boy in the world
georgerussell63 Coming over now
carmenmmundt Stopp how cute 💗
charles_leclerc Je t'aime ma petite étoile
⤷ sharlsworld “i love you my little star”
arthur_leclerc project senna
mclaren Future world champ 🧡
lorenzotl Maybe another one isn’t so bad
oscarpiastri Malachi is barley 2 months old??
⤷ landonorris i want a football team. it’s not my fault my wife is so sexy and i’m horny 25/8???
francisca.cgomes auntie kiki is coming baby!! 💓
lilymhe cutie boy 🥹🩵
maxverstappen1 Now get a vesectomy lando ❤️
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Summary: your older brother ate the slice of cheesecake that you were saving.
Pairing: Chris Evans x Sister!Reader
You patiently wait your turn to give your brother shit for eating your cheesecake this morning. You didn’t appreciate it at all.
“What’s your question?” The moderator asked as the boys’ faces light up.
“Oh, I just wanted let Chris Evans know that I hate him,” you said without hesitation.
The moderator is shocked along with many fans. Your face isn’t really shown by Chris and most people don’t know that your his little 18 year old sister. Sebastian and Anthony are laughing hysterically.
“I said I was sorry! I’ll buy you a whole cheesecake, Y/n,” Chris said into his mic.
“Yeah, but I wanted that one. I put my name on it and you ate it like the pig you are,” you said. “The pure devastation and disappointment I had to go through to find out—.”
“I told ya I’d buy ya a whole new cake!” He exclaimed as the audience is getting a laugh out of it realizing you two know each other.
“It’s not the same if you go off and buy one. You can’t replace it like one of Ma’s vases that you broke. It’s just not how things work,” you argued.
“Amen!” Mackie said applauding you.
“Stop exposing me!” Chris said.
“You shoulda thought about it before eating my cheesecake! You wouldn’t be in this situation had you not eaten it,” you sassed.
“It was in my fridge,” he argued.
You mock him and said, “this is exactly why all family ties have been cut off. You are no longer my brother due to your rude and inconsiderate actions that had taken place this morning.”
You got him hysterically laughing and he nearly falls off the stool. Mackie saves him.
“Hey, Sebastian, you wanna be my new brother?” You asked.
“Sure,” Sebastian said grinning.
“What about me, Little Evans?” Anthony asked.
“You saved him from falling. I would’ve loved to see him fall because that gives me pure joy out of life,” you said.
Anthony shoves Chris off the chair making you laugh and thankfully your brother does end up on his feet. Chris does drop his mic. He hops off the stage and rushes to mic. You try to make a break for it but he’s quicker and he wraps his arms around you tightly.
“You turd,” Chris said.
He presses a kiss to the side of your head.
“I’ll see ya after the panel, yeah?” He asked loosening his grip.
“Yeah,” you said.
“Good. Love ya,” Chris said.
“Love ya too,” you said.
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