For Some Reason, This Is Feeling Very Relevant Lately...

The biologist is correct, too.

Organic Chemist: Everything left of the staircase on the periodic table is metal.

Inorganic Chemist: Actually, boron, carbon, aluminum, silicon, arsenic, tellurium, and astatine are metalloids

Astronomer: Everything but hydrogen and helium have metallicity.

Physicist: all nonmetals become metallic under very high pressure and low temperature.

Biologist: I think there's like one type of snail that has some metal in their shells 🤷

I mean, it cost me ten seconds and nothing else, so now, maybe I'll find out if anyone else reports it working.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

That's a good idea, honestly. Maybe even offer both?

Instead of offering an “ad free” version of tumblr for $4.99 a month, why doesn’t Tumblr offer an adult version (age verified) for $4.99 a month? A site where adults can be adults. Imagine this, a magical place where erotic art creators would be able to display or exchange their art with others, without the fear of being harassed (deemed explicit, have their messaging ability taken away, shadow banned, or terminated). Millions of users would gladly subscribe.

Please reblog this message if you agree.

It should go without saying. And yet, it must be said.

It slaps.

It's a mixed bag, but I'm in.

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

It's absolutely the results that count. Even if your soul isn't pure, helping other people is still a good thing.

There is functionally no difference between doing something nice because you actually care and doing something nice because it makes you feel good or because you think you're obligated to.

A charity does not care if you're only donating because your religion says you should; either way, your money is still going to help people. That little old lady next door does not care if you only help her with gardening because being thanked makes you feel good, it's just nice to have some extra hands.

"Fake it til you make it," is a phrase for a reason but it's also okay if you NEVER make it, if you never feel the "correct" emotions behind your actions. Your thoughts and feelings matter considerably less than the impact your actions have on other people.

Yeah. But they don't hate the Very Rich these days, especially since the Supreme Court had been busy legalizing bribery.

Yes, this, especially because finding the relevant INSTANT in a video is such a pain. Let me use my eyes and brain. They're really good at this.

In Prince's funky name, amen.

I work with conspiracy theorists. This is 100% how it works.

Yep. Not gonna, either.