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NOSFERATU (2024) New Mexican-release posters
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BEHOLD! The Cutie to Mother™ pipeline:
(Cutie —> Hottie —> MILF —> Mommy)
CUTIE
HOTTIE
MILF
MOTHER™ (Mommy!)
The transformation is complete…
Emily Prentiss has had more evolution stages than a Pokémon.
Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.
God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?
Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.
God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.
Metatron: ……. M-marry them?
God: ???
Metatron: ???
God: Metatron?
Metatron *sweating*: Yes?
God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.
Bravo also to Robert Eggers for probably the least bad depiction of Transylvania in Western vampire cinematic history:
1. Having actual Romanian actors doing the dialogue in Romanian. You'd think this is a low bar to clear but nope.
2. High quality costume design that looks pretty accurate to 19th century Romanian and Roma peasantry, even down to specific braided hairstyles from the Transylvanian region.
3. Depiction of Roma people but refrains from having them as some typical Hollywood exoticizing role like a magical fortune teller etc. They're in like half a scene, just chilling and playing music in front of an inn.
4. Use of the word "strigoi" which are actual spirits in Romanian folklore, unlike the term "vampire" which didn't exist in Romania.
5. Sorry to the Nosferatu moustache haters, but a Romanian nobleman would have had that exact facial hair.
6. Depiction of religion (nuns, churches) that actually looks like Eastern Orthodoxy and not some vaguely spooky goth Christianity.
NO LUBE, NO PROTECTION, ALL NIGHT ALL DAY, FROM THE KITCHEN FLOOR, TO THE TOLIET SEAT, TO THE DINING TABLE, TO THE BEDROOM, FROM THE BATHROOM SINK, TO THE SHOWER, TO THE FRONT PORCH, TO THE BALCONY, VERTICALLY, HORIZONTALLY, QUADRATIC, TILL I SEE STARS, TILL I CANT WALK, TILL I-
I love that Reid is catnip for hookers specifically 😭
It's an insane mindfuck that Tom Hiddleston is fueling Lokius by giving us more reasons to ship it. Also, Tom, I find it hard to believe you've been unaware of the name this entire time.