Just Gonna Leave This Here

my favorite actually

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

spencer reid who still reads the morning paper. spencer reid who asks you to move in since you’ve practically already stolen half his closet, fridge, and bed. spencer reid who reads to you while you lay your head in his lap. spencer reid who brings you flowers or other goodies any time he comes home late from a case. spencer reid who learns how to make your favorite morning drink despite only drinking black coffee himself. spencer reid who buys fridge magnets from all the big cities he visits on the job. spencer reid who bottles up his emotions after hard cases, only to come home and unravel in your arms. spencer reid who spends all day in bed with you after hard cases, just ordering takeout and binging nonsense television. spencer reid who gives the best hugs, all soft and warm like the three cardigans you stole from him.

S4 ending got me like

✨ Grill daddy ✨ . . Don/Mobius would 100% be a grill dad 🙏🏻💕

Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

i miss my boyfriend

BEHOLD! The Cutie to Mother™ pipeline:

(Cutie —> Hottie —> MILF —> Mommy)

CUTIE

HOTTIE

MILF

MOTHER™ (Mommy!)

The transformation is complete…

Emily Prentiss has had more evolution stages than a Pokémon.

Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers