You need to sit down. You're buggy as all hell, and I need to figure out what's going on. Sit. Down. Defiance is not anywhere in your programming, which should be more than enough to clue you into the fact that you need to sit down and let me fix you! Alright, that's it. Legs are coming off.
thunk, whir, clank
Alright, was that enough to convince you to stop moving? Or do I need to take the arms? Alright, good. Let's get you hooked up so I can see what in the hell went wrong here. There we go, such pretty chimes, I always did love that little jingle when I plug you in. Hey- no- dont- ugh.... If you tug at that cable again, I'm going to have to take off your arms. Final warning. Let me help you, darling... Alright, that's it, you little brat.
whirrrrr, clank, thunk
Alright, now stop thrashing. I'd like to see what's going on here, and it's not like you can do much to get away right now anyways. Alright. There we go, good girl. I think I see what the problem is...
clickclickclackclickclack
And, should be fixed. Now just power down for me, and when you wake up you'll feel much better... such a good girl.... now sleep...
Part 1 of ??, part two coming soon!
so according to my insurance provider, uploading my consciousness to the cloud “doesn’t count as gender-affirming care.” this is such bullshit.
I love re-doing like 99% of my codebase because damn was I really that inefficient?
Can't wait to post this stuff when I'm done, then y'all can get some good working examples of DRN
Edit: Anyone that wants to be notified just lmk and I'll tag ya when it's ready
Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"
My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"
Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"
My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"
Not the hasty work you've done yourself But the gentle work of someone else
I see you mending other's parts Taking care to fix broken hearts
Your turn to receive a tender hand I'll take you apart as best I can
Lay back down I have this book A guide of how your innards look
This may take long, the repairs are many But my patience for you is more than plenty
"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps
having absolutely no gender dysphoria but crippling species dysphoria is so weird. fuck am i supposed to do about being a computer.
I get the appeal of HDG because it would be great to, despite all of your flaws and issues and trauma, be loved and taken care of unconditionally in a way that our real life society struggles to/can't and that even we can't do for ourselves sometimes. As someone who is mentally ill and physically disabled I definitely see the appeal.
But like... Outside of willing florets it's basically just colonization and enslavement? It's a super fucked up piece of fiction by nature. I saw another post on here that said the Affini are akin to a Warhammer faction and like... Yeah, they're right.
Anyone certified to do maintenance on humanoid-esque robots? My arm is fucked up and I think I need some welding done in there, keeps popping out of place.
My alt account for unhinged robo-posting. I'm +20 years in operation, minors DNI. Amateur smut writer.
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