> Please Interact If You Are A Robot (18+ Only). I'm Looking For Mutuals!

I can't phrase any of this any more coherently than I did in the group chat. Of the devil really has just been rattling around in my brain at incredible speeds

i’m so mad there’s no fucking point to this site dog. what do u mean u only have like 25 ppl working for u and u still have the time to ban random black trans women who don’t post anything but jokes for people to enjoy? you’re a fucking joke. you and your company are both jokes photomatt.

This unit constantly overheats, fans running at max 70-80% of the time. However, this Units boyfriend is always cold and keeps turning up the heat in the house which doesn't allow this unit to cool down.

Send help

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

Breeding kink as a robot be like "Please fill me up and let me be your personal incubator"

Its me, I'm robots

Robot that casually claims to have a twelve-inch dick, but admits "I mean, I don't have it with me" any time it's challenged to prove it. It really does own a twelve-inch dick attachment, but never actually uses it – it has it specifically so that when it does this bit it's technically telling the truth.

Kiss your machines. Love them as much as you can, for they were made to be handled by you, to be utilized for a purpose, but you see more in them.

So show that you see more in them each and every day. Give em a lil' peck for me <3

Hey, you there.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

C'mere~ :p

Good bot!! <3

Like or reblog if you're a good bot :3

When Was the Last Time You Were Serviced?

Not the hasty work you've done yourself But the gentle work of someone else

I see you mending other's parts Taking care to fix broken hearts

Your turn to receive a tender hand I'll take you apart as best I can

Lay back down I have this book A guide of how your innards look

This may take long, the repairs are many But my patience for you is more than plenty