Actually All Depictions Of Robots Being Cold To The Touch Are Wrong. Those Things Have Got To Be Super

Kitab - Robot Girl

So where does the desire to become a robot girl come from? Well...

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1. I'm in my Baroness stealth armor (I don't really have Baroness stealth armor, but anything is possible in comics.) and addressing the reader. Me: What kind of weirdo would want to become a robot? Me: Um … me.

2. Artistic rendering of a scene from Superman III when Vera gets assimilated by the supercomputer. Me: The television debut of Superman III happened in the spring of 1986, and there was that scene toward the end… Me: You know the one.

3. Little kid me sits in front of the television and takes in the robot girl visions. Me: I was 11 years old and awash in the hormones of puberty. Young Me: Okay, that's … scary. But also weirdly kinda hot.

4. Little kid me sits in the theater, MST3K silhouette style, looking up at Arcee on the silver screen. Me: Later that summer, Transformers: the Movie hit theaters, and I was introduced to Autobot girl Arcee. Young Me (excited): Girl Transformer!

5. Assimilated Seven of Nine in her Borg alcove, illuminated by the green zappy behind her. Me: Then there was the Borg and their heavy rubber kinky cybernetics. Specifically Seven of Nine.

6. The glossy white Björk-bot from her video for "All Is Full Of Love". Me: Björk's "All Is Full Of Love" video did things to my brain. Me: That was the same year I came out as transgender.

7. Sepia-ish black and white artistic rendering of Maria the robot girl from Fritz Lang's Metropolis. Me: With the help of the early internet, I discovered the original robot girl of cinema, Maria from Metropolis.

8. Speculative glossy white robot me with pink and blue highlights. Me: How cool would it be to be a girl and a robot?! Hmm! Girl Transformer! Arrow Text: Design still in alpha.

9. Back to me again, looking a bit forlorn in my Baroness stealth armor. (Which is still awesome, don't get me wrong!) Me: Sadly, at age 50, I'm still made of meat. Arrow Text Left: Sexy, jet black, body hugging stealth armor Arrow Text Right: doe create a passable robotic look.

{I don’t know much about mech pilots but I do know that their suits are lucky} {I wish a woman would climb inside of me}

d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

robot girl won't stop moaning during maintenance procedures. we'd try to fix the root of the problem but, well, she'd moan.

and it's like, really loud. she's peaking the mic.

3d printer robot girl 3d printing more 3d printer bot girls. Self replicating bot girl selfcest yuri

Altenatively, 3d printer bot girl printing out a doll girl girlfriend

call this pussy "universal socket" the way it accepts all plug types and is non-compliant

robotfucking comes so naturally to us robotfuckers, we forget most people probably aren't attracted to gundams and mr. handys. they're probably only attracted to assaultrons and EDI from mass effect. and glados. and glados of course

yeah, of course I trust you to do maintenance on me. you need to strap me down to the worktable, so that I'm in a good position for you to open me up and get access? okay, that makes sense. you need to power me down, so you can tell if something goes wrong but so i'm safe to work on? sounds good, it'll be nice to turn my brain off for a little while. of course you need me to strip down, you can't exactly get into my wiring and circuits with my clothes in the way. I trust you. It's just maintenance. surely, you won't take advantage while i'm spread out for you with no way to stop you, surely you won't find out what it's like when my gag reflex protocol can't be triggered, or what it feels like to fuck me as hard as you've been dreaming about without worrying about damaging property. even though i'm there and it would be so easy and it's exactly what im made for, it's my only purpose, and it's not like i'd ever know.

i mean. this is just routine maintenance. right?

I’m getting into metalworking and 3d modeling+printing, so I think it would be fun to take a robot girl in a mass produced body, and slowly replace her parts with personalized and fun home made pieces, rename her files into silly inside jokes, braid her cords and add doodles and little hearts to the back side of her panels!

Sounds hot

“Why are you into coding?” Uhhh uh I found it fun (I’ve never felt really human in my life, just like a robot. To code and give a robot instructions on what to do, I feel like I am teaching a child. Someone like myself. I get lost in not feeling with the computer.)