“Those Poor Boys”

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags.

Dating Peter Pan in his true asshole ways would include

- “I’m cold” “Well jeez Y/n I can’t control the weather” “Yes you can bitch”

- Throwing a snowball at your face by accident

- Everyone is confused about your relationship dynamic

- “Pixie bitch” “Takes one to know one” “Peter that doesn’t even make sense”

- “Peter you can’t drink alcohol you’re twelve” “Shut up”

-Calling each other by your last names which confuses everyone even more

-You’re as evil as him and he finds it extremely hot

-”Okay pixie boy” “Okay witch bitch”

- “shut up I don’t even like you” “I know because you loveee me”

- “Wow you had a crush on me that’s embarrassing” “I know those were my darkest times”

- Constantly playing tricks on each other

- Peter telling you he has a daddy kink “Thats really ironic coming from the boy that never wants to grow up”

-Telling each other to smell things then shoving it in each others noses “It helps you smell it better” “You got frosting inside my nose”

-Peter wrapping you up in a blanket as he carries you places “Peter let me out” “Whatever you say burrito” “Stop calling me burrito”

-Peter affectionally calling you ‘burrito’ because he knows you hate it

- “Stop acting like a child” “I’m literally Peter Pan what did you expect”

- “You remind me of a cupcake” “I’m literally the most evil person you have ever met” “Okay then you’re a devils food cupcake”

-Wearing bright colored lipstick so you could leave marks on Peter

- Peter having the tendency of chucking blankets at you whenever he knew you were cold

Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.

my final letter to the king himself~

i think what really hurt the most after watching the 'so long nerds' video.. was the realisation that techno's diagnosis was terminal this whole time. his dad said they had been discussing a final video 'for months' and his mom said he was always focused on beating what he knew were almost impossible odds.. even as he told us his doctors are amazing and that he's getting some of the finest healthcare around.. the entire time he knew. and i think that speaks extraordinary volumes about the kind of person that techno was.

his announcement video was essentially a goodbye video. and i think he just didn't want us to know that because it would have meant everyone would have spent this past year in a state of grief and sadness, rather than coming together and focusing on pure positivity, focusing on motivating him, sending him all of our wishes and strength and love. technoblade never dies - and i honestly did not have a single doubt about his recovery even for a second, because that's the kind of strength and courage he has put in me from the very beginning.

i cannot imagine how hard that must have been. i cannot even fathom how tough this past year has been for him and all of his loved ones. but what i do know, is that i will be eternally grateful to you technoblade. because you have always loved and cared, and you had the strength within you to put hope in people's hearts while knowing the universe was not kind enough to return the favour. i am in awe of the person that you were, and it has been a BLESSING to be able to support you these past few years. you have played the game well. now it's time for you to rest.

technoblade never dies 🐷👑

please do not forget to give whatever you can to the sarcoma foundation, in honour of technoblade

The glue that holds us all together.

This one thing (while a great and important step) has not ended systematic racism, has not ended police brutality, and has not changed America’s oppressive systems. There is so much work that is still needed to be done so please continue to speak out, hold each other accountable, and stay safe!!

I’m glad that Derek Chauvin was found guilty, and I hope it brings even the tiniest bit of peace to George Floyd’s family. But please resist the urge to write those lengthy “racism is over” posts and start patting yourselves on the back and talking about this being a unifying moment. Mr. Floyd isn’t a martyr, and true justice wasn’t served. Chauvin is being held accountable and that is not the same thing as justice.

Peggy: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you two have going.

Daniel: It's not really a thing . It's more like I'm nice, Jack is not

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

(September 8, 1971)

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight