Just Had To Take A Fucking Second And Close My Eyes Because I Remembered That On The Night Of November

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

hmmm

Don’t forget the longest lasting rule 34: ditto. The thing that can turn into literally anything, or anyone.

i dont think you should want to fuck pokemon. when i see a pekachu my penis stay soft

Ahem, So true.