Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
Skully!!! Alex Scull joined the Skinny Puppy crew in 1988 as their prop and stage handle. He was in charge of manhandling Ogre and flipping him upside down in the contraption of the VIVIsectVI era. He was just 19 years old! He's got a lot of stories he shared on cEvins Patreon, including how he made the guts for the CHUD dog prop (peeled a nerf ball with a knife and soaked it in fake blood.)
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HELLLOOO can I get like. General Otis driftwood head cannons. Just like any thoughts or speculation u may have. TYSM.
he most definitely has very out there views
would love and does make you call him "satan" during sex
your nickname is affectionately "mama", pathetically "scared bunny", and if he's jealous or upset he calls you a "dirty little sinner"
possessive is an understatement
loves when you dress or do your makeup to look pure
he loves the idea of corruption
he fucks other girls on the side but none of them compare to satans wife
"marries you" but not really. you get a ring but no ceremony or anything like that. he doesn't like traditional shit like that
he loves macabre women especially
if you can share veiws he will love you
try not to be afraid of him, he loves a woman who challenges and simultaneously submits to him
brat him out bae
i did say i would post little headcanons, didn't i ? i'm starting off with my dumbest idea, just to satiate you freaks while i think up my next fic
- the name of one of her children + birth year
- the hint is "favorite child"
- see, "amazing world of gumball computer password bit"
- his own full name 💀
- either that or just "password" with a random combination of numbers
- he doesn't remember the numbers and has to change it
- so often that he believes that passwords are supposed to change every time
- something along the lines of a scene kid "gore fan" tumblr username in 2010
- any random family member's full name
- along with not having a bicycle, he does not own a computer
- uses mama's for exclusively pinterest
- no password
- has 0 idea how to work a computer
- baby secretly uses it as her spare
- baby's full name + birth year
- a funny quote from one of his gag shirts he liked (see: "if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart")
- that computer is BUSTED as fuck. as in BARELY usable
- "the amount of porn on your fucking computer. is SHOCKING."
One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
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it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))
- lord be lucky he showed up
- no wrapping paper
- no card
- if anything, it's his own art
- thank you otis
- does not show up
- sends a formality gift from geneco probably
- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)
- thank you luigi
- terrible wrapping job
- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all
- made little crafts instead
- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels
- thank you choptop
- couldn't decide
- bought 40 things
- all in three bags
- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies
- thank you magician
- NOTHING !!!
- HE'S NOT INVITED
- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN
- ALSO NOTHING
- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP
- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕
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