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what billmos characters would get you for your birthday

it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))

otis

- lord be lucky he showed up

- no wrapping paper

- no card

- if anything, it's his own art

- thank you otis

luigi largo

- does not show up

- sends a formality gift from geneco probably

- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)

- thank you luigi

chop top

- terrible wrapping job

- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all

- made little crafts instead

- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels

- thank you choptop

the magician

- couldn't decide

- bought 40 things

- all in three bags

- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies

- thank you magician

mayor buckman

- NOTHING !!!

- HE'S NOT INVITED

- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN

quinn (giggle)

- ALSO NOTHING

- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP

- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕

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Early Skinny Puppy performance from their 1985 tour

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Facts

-was originally supposed to be about a town full of cannibals instead of just the Sawyer family. This version was to be titled "Beyond the Valley of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Bubba Sawyer and Sally Hardesty were to return. Nubbins Sawyer would've survived, been left paralyzed, and tied to a tree by the Sawyer family.

-Bill Mosely was cast as Chop Top because he splayed Nubbins in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre parody called 'The Texas Chainsaw Manicure'.

-Bill Mosely played Chop Top as the vocalist in an avant-garde metal band formed in 1995 called The Cornbugs with Bucket Head, Pinchface, and Travis Dickerson. The band released five albums and two DVDs before their 2007 breakup. Their songs were heavily inspired by TCM and TCM2.

-Gunnar Hansen was offered to return as Bubba, though he turned down the role because the offer was too low.

-Dennis Hopper, Lefty Enright's actor, celebrated his 50th birthday on set and cut his birthday cake with a chainsaw.

-Tobe Hooper's son William Hooper tried to bring Bill Mosely back as Chop Top in a TCM short film. It would have been titled 'All American Massacre' and was supposed to be both a prequel and sequel to TCM2. It would have followed Chop Top's origins and his breakout from prison to embark on his own massacre. The project died out when William Hooper ran out of money to complete the film during post-production. Eventually a trailer for the film was leaked and can be watched on youtube.

-Edwin Neal, Nubbins actor in TCM confirmed that the reason Nubbins wasn't sent to war while Chop Top was was because Nubbins was too crazy.

-The family photo used in the advertisements, posters, and covers was a spoof of The Breakfast Club.

-In the original version, Stretch was going to be Lefty's illegitimate daughter.

-Lefty is Sally and Franklin's uncle.

-When Lefty is buying his chainsaws, Bubba's TCM chainsaw model, a Poulan 245A, can be seen on the wall.

-Chop Top's real name is Robert. His and Drayton's are the only two known real first names of the Sawyers.

-during filming, the main set caught on fire and when firefighters showed up, they thought they had stumbled upon a mass murderers body stash