Today I Used The Phrase "breasting Boobily" In Casual Real Life Conversation And Everyone Was Shocked

Random internet ad: hot chicks in your area want your cock.

I'm not sure I should be trusted with tags on this site

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I thought someone was carrying a fake head on a stick, like a really basic puppet or something at first...

literally crying laughing at this