Yesterday My Mom Posted A Picture On Facebook Of My 5 Year Old Brother Sam Wearing A Pair Of Shoes He

This idea of this happening is so hot and yet so 😬😬😬

of pubs and profs [tom holland smut]

➽ pairing: tom holland x reader (Y/N)

➽ summary: you have what you consider the best night of your life, but quickly discover that it was with the worst person possible. 

➽ word count: 4.7k

➽ warnings: MINORS DNI. smut, explicit language, fingering/oral (f recieving), unprotected sex (i am begging yall to wear a condom irl).

➽ a/n: big ups to @strawberrytom​ for proofreading this bc it wouldve been a hot mess without you <3 thank u babes request guidelines!!// send me a request!! // add yourself to my taglist!! // buy me a coffee!!

➽ tags (crossed out means i couldn’t tag you!):  @strawberrytom, @pastelpuffbar, @tomthetease, @sonnydoesrandomshit, @satanssugar, @kenyi0325, @avengerlex, @simsiddy, @iaalien, @dpaccione, @lmaotshollandd, @unicornpajamas, @kylobien, @marvel-moviesfan, @turtletaylor98, @thegirlwiththediary, @outshineallthestars, @saracsticallywitty15, @psychkunox, @yazzyu​

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W T F Peter you better be lying

invisible string: part 3 - slipping through my fingertips

pairing: soulmate!peter parker x reader

summary: flash surprisingly gives out good advice, everybody likes peter’s ass, peter fucks shit up, mj and harry make out in the school library and you are straight up not having a good time

word count: 18k (wtf)

warning: typos, swearing, peter being a dumbass, mentions of sex, gwen

a/n: thank you everyone for waiting two fucking weeks for this shit, enjoy! probably was the hardest chapter for me to write because i wrote it when i had writer’s block. I am a hoe for feedback, I’d love to hear your thoughts! :)) gif by @hqmlet​!

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“It fucking sucks." 

You buried your face in your hands, your elbows digging into the wooden desk, your loose hair cloaking your face as you leaned forward. You let out an exasperated sigh as you looked up, squinting as Mrs. Taylor droned on and on about the book she held in her hand.

Leaning your head against the wall you let out a puff of air, your gaze fixated on the large window to the side, the pitter-patter of the light rain drowning out her words. You inhaled sharply, your eyes squeezing shut as the thunder rumbled in the distance.

You’ve always been a little scared of thunder, it wasn’t as bad as it was when you were younger. You grabbed the fistful of your skirt, your shoulders tensed as you looked out of the window. It had gotten a lot better now, still, Peter made sure to wrap you up in his arms and rub soothing circles on your back to calm you down. You’ve crawled into his bed countless times for him to pull you up to his chest and press feather-light kisses on your skin.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!! I love you so much! I hope that it is a sweet 19th birthday!

Haha That's probably how these things happen also!

Omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Cotton | Blaise Zabini

Blaise Zabini x Female Reader

gif from pinterest

Request? Yes by my bestie, @teawiththeweasleys

Summary: Whenever Y/n is nervous, she has the tendency to feel materials of clothes in order to help her calm down and Blaise, her boyfriend, takes notice.

Blood Status: Any

House: Any

Year: Any

Warnings? Nothing

Words: 1.8k

Authors note: This was so fun to write and I loved the idea. Thank you, again, Ellie for requesting it I’m so lucky you felt comfortable to request it to me because it was so calming and kind and I made him so soft because that’s what we need. Soft Blaise.

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

http://darbygirl30fanfic.tumblr.com/onlywheniclosemyeyes ^^^^^^ That is the best story from tumblr at the moment!!!! I just finished reading it, including the continuous one shot!!!! Love the writer, all credits to her

Her body is heaven. Her wicked ways will reserve you a seat in hell.

Why on earth? Really? I thought that.... Ya know, this is just not happening