Tugalino - Simp

Zane and his service dog Boreal 🐕‍🦺 for PTSD

The fandom thinks Kai is hot covered in someone else’s blood.

The fandom thinks Jay is hot covered in his own blood.

the ninjas to each other in the later seasons: "i love you guys so much, we're in this together!!! i'll always be here for you <3"

the ninjas to each other in the early seasons: "shut up, you are SO ugly. i hate you. i will punch you straight into the departed realm, you stupid dumb moron idiot. fuck you."

cody halloween 😲😲

look at this silly billy scrunkley he want fruit gummy he want fruit gummy

(i just want good procreate brushes i spent half the time trying to find decent presets, i miss using photoshop)

Do the ninja smoke? My opinion:

Kai- cigarettes, yes. Cheap shitty cigs tho. Doesn't like how weed makes him feel so sticks to nicotine

Nya- has tried them but no cigarettes, Hates the smell so so much. no vape. Weed occasionally.

Cole- never smoked cigarettes or vaped and doesn't want to. Doesn't smoke weed either he eats edibles

Jay- tried to smoke cigarettes due to peer pressure in highschool and absolutely hated them the whole time. Hits candy flavored vapes like crazy and definitely smokes weed

Zane- has "smoked" before just to fit in but it does nothing for him. Kinda likes the smell

Lloyd- no cigarettes Kai would kill him. Nya would kill him. Vapes taste bad. Weed is fun occasionally.

Pixal- there's too much work to be done to smoke something that literally doesn't do anything.

Wu- I just know this old man has got crazy oni weed he's hiding. I know it.

Anyone who talks about Jaya with kids and says that Nya would not be the dad and Jay would not be the mom are wrong. Full-stop.

Jay is the one driving the soccer mom minivan. He is the one who is making sure that everything is packed correctly and no, Nya, he did not play ten years worth of Tetris for you to pack the car like a fucking lunatic. Everything must be rearranged to fit in as tightly as it possibly can. The cooler must be left accessible.

Nya is also definitely the parent who passes on the responsibility of saying no.

Kid: Mama, can I eat candy for dinner?

Nya: did you ask your father?

Jay: No! You cannot have candy for dinner!

Everyone says that Jay would be the one to indulge his kids but I honestly think it would be Nya. She didn't have parents growing up, and she had to grow up really fast, so she would want her kids to have as much fun as possible when they're young.

On the other hand, Jay recognizes the gaps in his upbringing, and wants to try and be a good dad. He's old enough to recognize that a lot of the discipline his parents did was good for him and that kids need it in their lives, even if he would love to indulge them like Nya does.

So yeah, give me tired and stressed stay-at-hom soccer mom Jay who drives a minivan and loves it. Give me chill as fuck dad Nya who lets pretty much anything fly and would probably join in your shenanigans.

What’s your favorite western animated movie

Believe it or not, the answer is still "the first movie I remember watching" after all this time. It was absolutely the formational experience. Every time I return to The Emperor's New Groove, I grow more aware of how much my current preferences were shaped by it. Protagonists more defined by their flaws than their virtues, reframing of jokes for drama, egomania as a character flaw, 4th wall humor, comically unreliable narrators, constantly bickering duos, radically dynamic equivalence in translation, Yzma's and Kronk's specific brand of manzai. All of these I love and have talked about loving here in this blog come from 4-year-old me having a great time watching a monarch become a llama.

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

were jaya posting