Starting Tomorrow I Will Be Super Normal Fun Kind Sexy And Functioning

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

you’re in a car with a beautiful b- no. i shan’t say it

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

Poems written by elementary school students to greet fliers at Miami International Airport

I’m in several of these bc I have lots and lots of potential…

problematic swag gap relationship

talks with my friends who are going to kink parties and having t4t orgies and doing petplay and then goes to sleep in my childhood bedroom and dreams of the snow, and rain