Ok What If, Thanks To Giving Birth To Two Quarter-force/eldritch Skywalkers, Padmé Wound Up As A Force

canceled my prime membership today

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

@love-life-dead-or-alive kofi requested some Skywalkers apart au with Obi-Wan!!! his job in this au is 90% batting anakin on the head with a newspaper when he angsts

(support me on kofi! -- REQUESTS CLOSED)

4 am pinterest rabbit hole says i need him

Wish I was an adult so I could actually fuck the police

how do i make this my wallpaper forreal

i’m actually so proud of this one like yum

jily x files au!

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

lucy gray in heaven watching coriolanus snow get haunted by generations of covey girls.