Mike Faist As Art Donaldson In CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

I'm sick *cough cough*

HHAHAHAHA

tashi when she fucked patrick again

give mike faist the oscar for his whiny little moans whenever he hit the ball in challengers

....yeah

oh god it's really bad for me you guys you guys he's just some guy i know but ohhhh i need that white man so bad rn

because they all love and hate each other to varying degrees like patrick loves tennis and tashi and art but art the most and art loves tennis and patrick but he loves tashi the most and tashi loves tennis the most but none of them can have the thing they want most so they use one another to get closer to it and in the aftermath end up resenting each other for what could have been

Katniss is truly the queen of insane lore drops … mind you, this is almost the end of the series when she’s just like “oh yeah and Peeta and I were stealing furtive little glances at each other for years prior to the reaping — what of it?”

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information