Republicans: "We Propose A Good Things Act, That Adds A Spoonful Of Liquid Diarrhea Into Every Pizza"

what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

I had something like this

Therapist: "You should think about increasing your daily physical activity. Does that sound doable to you?"

Me: "Sure, easy. I've been thinking about increasing my daily physical activity my whole life"

What if I'm judged by pretty based and smart humans actually

Capitalists have somehow got it in their minds that capitalism is human nature, even though it's literally the system most removed from it

You make it normal by doing it

But modern schooling is literally that

People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program

Whenever something new happens, people use it for vaguely pornographic tomfoolery before anything else and I don't know how to fee about it

art is everywhere

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck