Shouldn't Have Wished To Live In More Interesting Times

Snuffkin is legit my spirit animal, and the entire book series is goat

I want what they have

This is an actual rock

I had something like this

Therapist: "You should think about increasing your daily physical activity. Does that sound doable to you?"

Me: "Sure, easy. I've been thinking about increasing my daily physical activity my whole life"

I've seen dogs take the subway alone. They're smart

new spirit animal unlocked

Do vampires even get fatter from drinking blood? Do they have fat deposits?

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk