Solar Eclipse Shadows

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

RETARDED BITCH REYNOLDS RAWLINGS RAPING HER OWN ASSHOLES WITH STOLEN WALKIE TALKIE RADIOS, USING THEIR VISIBLE ANTENNAS TO STIMULATE HER CLIT AND PORN HOLES

FALSE HISTORY PORTRAYED AS RELATED TO THE UNIQUE PRESENT BEING PORTRAYED AS NEEDED TO BE MAINTAINED INTACT THROUGH SENSORY REPLACEMENT

Red man adjacent Chin on Chin, noodle shop on noodle shop pornography. Public sexy time. Very nice. Cleaver Man versus Usually The Slut minus the usual wine shop and not in the usual alley.

HEY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BUYING SOME DRUGS?

I KEEP THEM IN MY PRISON WALLET SO YOU KNOW THEY'RE FRESH!

Powerful Legal Forces Detecting Time Travelers And Fighting Them Are Fighting Them On This Instance Of The Planet Terra, The Planet Referred To By The Name Earth