Trex-1001 - Ya Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

when you actually find a fanfic you haven’t read yet

There’s three hundred and sixty five days in a year,

Another year comes around just to end iiiiiiit

So for two jackasses with their internet career

They need to find some good ways to spend iiiiiiiiiiiit

Like maybe..

Cooking with sex toys

Or DIY bungeeing

Or drawing memes from memory

Finding Youtube videos that shouldn’t exist

Or obsessing over tanks of sensory

Preserving their bodies

Drawing themselves naked

Or ranking their own greatest pain

Punching holes in walls

Drinking each others pee

All while driving Amy insane

So many things to do as your mortality looms,

And death comes to us all,

So buckle up ‘cause Unus Annus are gonna do it aaaall.

So buckle up because you to remember that death comes to us all.

Reminder

that Loki tried to commit suicide.

He wanted & waited for his dad’s love, forgiveness and appreciation, instaed he got rejection, possibly 1000th time in his life.

Imagine how broken a heart of an individual must be, when they deliberately give up on life, give up trying to earn their parent’s affection, which should come naturally, one should not fight for it.

Imagine how broken he must have been

So much that his voice broke when he said ‘i could have done it,father’. Tom played that incredibly. Loki at that moment sounded like a little boy.

And imagine what a piece of shit you must be, if your son is hanging from a cliff and you still tell him ‘no’. Odin wanted to get rid of Loki. To shake off the problem he didnt have skills to deal with. I dont believe he ever truly loved Loki. This 1 scene is all evidence i need. Because loving parent doesnt do that.

That scene is beautifully symbolic. Odin holding and saving Thor, as always, his beloved son, and Loki, depending only on himself. His own strength. Loki on his own.

Loki tried to commit suicide because of Odin.

And Im furious so many of you forgotten all of them and forgiven that cunt Odin after 1 deleted scene, where,by the way, he doesnt even call Loki by his name, only ‘my other son’.

It’s beacon 3 my guy

beacon 3

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

The second trailer of Infinity War summarized in gifs:

Gamora:

Peter Quill:

Loki:

Thor:

Peter Parker:

Doctor Strange:

Steve Rogers: