This Blog Appreciates The God Of Mischief

Dear Loki

Dear Loki,

What a journey we have shared in the last 6 months. It has been crazy. I have fallen deeply and I wanted to write to take away the pain. Because within the next 3 weeks you could be snatched from me and gone forever, locked away in previous movies.

I just wanted to say that you deserve the chance to be able to resolve things with Thor, the Asgardians and Earth properly. You deserve a proper ending as do all of the others. But you, you made me feel something, you made my chest explode and my cheeks burn. I know it hasn’t been long. I tend to be late to things. But I just want you to know that I love you. I love your long black greasy hair, I love your dimples, I love your horny bloody helmet. And I wish I could have been here sooner to watch you grow from the prince of Asgard, kept in the dark about his past to saviour of Asgard.

Your run has been as good as any. Your life has been extended by ridiculous stunts, filled with mischievousness. I hope that you make it out alive, just so I can see that broken smile once more. I hope that my tears dont have to be for you but you aren’t safe. So, its been good while you’ve been here. I can see you any time I want and as always I’ll think about you often.

Goodbye my mischief maker.

Love from an adoring fan. 

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument

*gets imposter*

WOOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAAHHH BABEEYYYYY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FORRRR.....!!!

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There’s an Instagram account called markiplierfactsdaily that create dangerous rumors.

They affirm that they post facts about Mark, Amy, Jack, Signe, Felix, Marzia and Ethan, but are things that they didn’t said.

They post fake news like Mark and Amy meet on a camp and he touched her ass. Is fake, they meet during a convention, Mark forgot his glasses and Amy bring them back to him. Is a story that they personally told during a livestream.

Is quite toxic and dangerous, because make people believe that they said or did something bad.