Women Draw Their Perfect Penis

lol

Uh huh… but men not squishing their balls is harassment towards women.

Source:

Israeli Penal Code 57371977:http://www.oecd.org/investment/anti-bribery/anti-briberyconvention/43289694.pdf

Jerusalem Post:

http://www.jpost.com/Israel/Womens-groups-Cancel-law-charging-women-with-rape

[jimbenton]

“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

“I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”

“I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”

“Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”

“Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”

“I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”

“Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”

“why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”

“This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”

“god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

“I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”

All roads lead back to the Roman Empire.

Well you could use toilet paper.... Oh right thats not free either....

Queens

so i played a football game yesterday, best performance of my career i think. got stats for a change which for an O-lineman is unheard of. and even though we lost i had a great time. 

Also, still not getting this tumblr thing, i have no idea how to run a blog.