Or The Best.

so my team goes up against the London Hornets tomorrow. time to bring on the pain and bring home a win!

so i played a football game yesterday, best performance of my career i think. got stats for a change which for an O-lineman is unheard of. and even though we lost i had a great time. 

Also, still not getting this tumblr thing, i have no idea how to run a blog. 

ubisoft: the protagonist is a white male because, in that time period,

Burglars don’t stand a chance when BATDOG & Robin are around!! Tag a friend who should witness this!!

There's one problem with this. When poachers track a rhino (which can take days) and they discover that is horn has been dyed like this, they kill it anyway.

And they kill it so that they won't end up tracking it again and wasting their time.

This is a good idea but ultimately doesn't work.

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

Women voted 75 years before feminists always tell us they were allowed to

A new document has surfaced which shows British women, of all classes, voting in 1843, some 75 years before they received the parliamentary franchise in 1918. History professor, Sarah Richardson, explains what this discovery means and how it was possible:

Occasionally, just occasionally, you encounter a document that radically changes your view of the past. This happened to me very recently. The source was just a few scraps of parchment in a box of solicitors’ papers in Lichfield. But, at a stroke, it provided me with tangible proof that Victorian women were not only eligible to vote, but actually exercised that right, some 75 years before they received the parliamentary franchise in 1918.

The document in question was a poll book for the election to the local office of Assistant Overseer of the Poor, in the parish of St Chad’s, Lichfield in 1843. I was tipped off about its existence by a friend, Philip Salmon of the History of Parliament. It was a schedule of voters, their addresses, the rates they paid and how they voted. But as I looked down the list of names, some immediately jumped off the page: Elizabeth Shorthouse, Hannah Holiman, Phoebe Skelton, Ann Mallett… In all, there were thirty women playing an active role in the election. Although I knew that in theory women retained the right to vote for some local officials in the nineteenth century, I had never seen any evidence of them doing so in practice. This lack of evidence had led me, and many other historians, to assume that voting was entirely a male prerogative before the twentieth century.

The record was compiled because the solicitors were the agents for the Conservative party in Lichfield. The town was a highly marginal constituency in this period, so the party clearly wanted to keep tabs on the political temperature between parliamentary elections. The solicitor would have compiled the poll book from the ballot papers returned by the voters.

In the period before the secret ballot, everyone was entitled to know how people voted. It was unusual to have an election for an Assistant Overseer. This was a powerful post responsible for collecting poor rates and deciding how they were allocated. But the overseers were usually appointed to avoid the expense of an election. All heads of households, paying rates were entitled to vote. This was a very wide franchise, and one that included single and widowed women.

A polling document from 1843 which clearly shows women’s names among those who voted

My assumption was that the women would be of genteel status. But as I checked their names against the 1841 census return, I was surprised to see the diversity of the group of voters. There were a few women of independent means, owning property and land. There were also women, probably widows, who had inherited their husbands’ businesses. So, for example, the wealthiest female elector on the roll was Grace Brown, a butcher, who managed a large household including several servants.

Due to the high rates that she paid, Grace was entitled to four votes in the election, which she cast in favour of the Conservative candidate. But I was amazed to see many women on the list who were far lower down the social scale including the laundress, Caroline Edge, the servant, Sarah Payne and even paupers, including Sarah Batkin of Stowe Street.

The poll book is all that remains of an unremarkable local parish election in a comfortable Midlands market town in the mid nineteenth century. Yet, it has prompted a need to re-write the history books by providing the first substantial proof that women were able to vote long before they received the parliamentary or municipal franchise.

Sarah Richardson is an Associate Professor in History at the University of Warwick and author of The Political Worlds of Women: Gender and Politics in Nineteenth Century Britain.

"Be nice to me and do what I say or I'll hurt you"

How about fuck you?

y’all: it’s so sad these protests are getting violent

me, screaming into the void: THEY WOULDN’T NEED TO GET VIOLENT IF Y'ALL LISTENED IN THE ELECTION

In 1980, Steven Spielberg briefly considered making a dark sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind called Night Skies. The film was to feature many different alien characters. Spielberg ultimately abandoned the idea, choosing instead to make a film starring only one alien, E.T. 

Legendary makeup artist and creature designer Rick Baker recently shared these images, documenting his work on the project before it was abandoned.

Wow CNN, wanna show just a little more bias?

Typing “beautiful women” into a search engine will give you pictures of basic white bitches. And what happens when you search “beautiful BLACK women”? You’ll get some black and white pictures of basic white bitches.