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Howdy, I recently saw Kingsman and couldn't help but do this au DinCobb? something like that

Headcanons???? 

- Jacobb Vanth (Cobb to friends) is Agent Vodka  𝖲̶𝗉̶𝗈̶𝗍̶𝖼̶𝗁̶𝗄̶𝖺̶ ̶

-He is 45 years old, mainly forced by his father to join the army since he was quite young. His mother was killed in an assault when he he was a child. His father was the owner of a fairly famous chain of bars in the southern US called Mos Pelgo.

-He was pretty good as well as having pretty high grades. Seeing his potential he was recruited Statesman when he was twenty-three.He is an extremely loyal with a good heart, something that almost did not finish the last test.

-After passing all the tests and training he joined the team as "Agent Vodka"

-He has a good relationship with agent Whiskey, he may have a little (big) crush for him. Everyone knows it except Whiskey who is quite fond of him and likes to think that he belongs to "brothers" (Spoiler: no, he is in love with Vodka)

-He knows how to play the guitar, it's his hobby.

-He has a classic Harley Davidson 70′s (obviously modded by Statesman) which he loves

-He has a great knack for firearms.

-He frequently wears a red scarf, it was his mother's.

Sorry if you find any errors, English is not my main language (just for that I do not make a finc of this snsn)

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Un dibujito de inverano!

John's "diva" behavior. How is he a diva in any way? For pointing out his character was shafted? For discussing racism? Also the fucking notion that Hollywood somehow doesn't tolerate "diva" behavior when there are a shitton of bitchy, demanding, and even violent white actors who are constantly catered to and given passes.

He’s a diva because he’s a black man and he refuses to be an Uncle Remus.

Okay, here’s the thing. There is an idea that black people should be thankful for whatever we’re given. We should take the scraps and be thankful that we managed to at least get something. I’ve seen this so many times. And it’s not just with black people of course but right now, it’s more important to talk about how this affects us black people.

John is no diva, he’s just a black man that isn’t sucking the Disney dick nor is he staying quiet on an important subject matter. John is using his fame as a platform and that’s a good thing. White people get praised for this all the time and people are going to slam John for doing so because they’re pissed he’s not their friendly, neighborhood negro anymore.

Do I sound mad?

Good, because I am. At this point, it’s become ridiculous. John cannot please these people. It’s not his job of course but I’m so sick of butthurt white fans trying to pain John as diva because they’re still mad that he openly mocked them. Mockery which they earned for being racist dickholes.

If you hate John Boyega over ship drama or because he’s vocal about Black Lives Matter, then you’re an idiot. That is all there is to it

*prayer emoji* It’s Connor’s birthday…….. (8/15)

if diego and eudora lived together in their 20’s, i like to imagine that diego would bail klaus out of jail pretty often (klaus always used his phone call to call diego) and let him come stay at their apartment but like, without informing eudora about it. she comes home from work and there’s just a nearly naked man passed out on her couch and diego is just eating some cereal in the kitchen without a care in the world. eudora’s like “is there something you want to tell me?” and diego probably says “um… we’re out of milk?” this is why they didn’t work out

Well, here's a Nickifer edit.

I have to admit that I love this ship so ... it will look a lot of this (?) Prophet and Loss»

My favorite dream is a Mindhunter x Zodiac crossover )):

I demand it, I need it ¿?

An ugly but loving edit of a ReverseAU that nobody asked

Aziraphale is a demon 

Crowley an angel

Maybe then upload one with Bel and Gabriel