I Have A Tiny Cheesecake I Bought At The Grocery Store.... But I Am So Comfy... I Haven't A Fork....

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

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4 months ago

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

2 months ago

this post explodes a transphobe

8 months ago

Finding their weakness and exploiting it in combat

I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night

5 months ago

Fucc I might be late to this but ughm doing it in public places (but in a way that no one sees you or has to accidentally be involved)

high n horny send me kinks and i'll rate them

7 months ago

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

2 months ago

Weird that we have so many catgirls and zero hagfishgirls with how every transfem I know produces nefarious slime

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

A photo of a hagfish (a long, purple-grey jawless fish with short barbels)

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

A meme with three hands shaking. One says 'lamprey', the other says 'hagfish' and the third says 'cookiecutter shark'. In the centre reads: 'Cool funky mouthparts'

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

2 months ago

I love tumblr cause every week you'll log on and everyone will be like "it's ploobus frintle day" and you'll be introduced to an obscure character from a 1990s comic


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3 months ago

gay sex. reblog if agree

7 months ago

On one hand this would be amazing for bonding on the other poop water

i really don’t think we’re sexualizing enemas enough. tgirl who gently pushes her hand against your back as she lets the cold water seep into your delicate intestines.

2 months ago

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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