Being A Monsterfucker Is So Funny Cause I'd Fuck This Grotesque Abomination But Straight Men Can Fuck

*walks up to you in a bar*

"Hey my friend over there was wondering, like uhh, what's wrong with you. Like why are you like that."

*walks away*

Fucc I might be late to this but ughm doing it in public places (but in a way that no one sees you or has to accidentally be involved)

high n horny send me kinks and i'll rate them

This is the kind of trans-inclusivity I like to see

every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating

"It's all in your head" ok then why do I literally shake during my depressive episodes and get mega clumsy? Why do I have IBS flareups whenever my anxiety gets worse?

Its actually very easy to differentiate boys and girls. Girls are venomous, boys are not. You can tell the difference by looking at the anal plate

Yo this is funny as hell everyone should fill it out. Yes even if you aren't in the US

https://secured.heritage.org/the-heritage-doge-survey/

civic duty

Being an aro lesbian catgirl feels like being a stray sneaking around houses looking for food but being scared of going inside

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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