GNAWING ON MY FREAKIN BONES HES SO FINE

and they say white people can’t cook

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

aesop carl

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

being a jerma fan after his retirement is like listening to michael jackson after he died

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated

MOISTCRITIKAL WAS HUNG AT MY SCHOOL

LIKE to go to his birthday party

SHARE to give him a present

IGNORE to leave him all alone on his birthday :’(

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

hyperfixations are so embarrassing because like what do you mean my love language consists of sending and making jerma clip compilations that remind me of people i care about. i cannot function normally for five seconds without including my current interests in everything or i will combust and die