This Is Why They’re My Favourite Animal

You like REINDEER

CANDY CANES

SNOWMEN

SANTA CLAUS

and BEING JOLLY

You can’t BAKE GINGERBREAD COOKIES

You can’t DECORATE A TREE

And you don’t know HOW TO WRAP A PRESENT

Face it man… you’re never gonna SAVE CHRISTMAS

happy thanksgiving

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

(I’m so sorry for being so late😭)

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

me when I’m reading a book but the mc makes a terrible decision so I have to take a break for my mental wellbeing so I start reading a different book and the mc ALSO MAKES A TERRIBLE DECISION

IM GONNA TWEAK IUT

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALM ME DOWN NOT PISS ME OFF AHHHHH

coming home from the green day concert last night, i told my brother "you know, i respect billie joe a lot for keeping up with the culture. the guy's a family man in his fifty's, but he's still wearing eyeliner and jumping around on stage and writing songs about hating america and kissing boys. i really respect him for trying to keep punk faggot culture alive." and my brother was quiet for a second, then he said "i don't think i've ever heard someone use 'punk faggot' as a compliment before"

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

made me chuckle

porn bots make me sad😢

I’m so excited for Thursday

I’m going to a concert

it’s green day, rancid, Linda Linda’s and the smashing pumpkins

AHHHHHH

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HOLY SHIT DUDE

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!