This Is Peak Comedy

sometimes all you need to be happy in the moment is to have a solo dance party in your room to 2000s bangers. 100% speaking from personal experience

can you hear the music?

can we make 7-eleven day also alexei day

get ur hands on a free strawberry cherry slurpee every 7/11 at ya local 7-eleven in honor of our favorite purest ever russian puppy<3

Anyone want to join my club where we read pretentious literature, listen to dreary romantic music with classic undertones, wear tweed fall in love with an idea and idk maybe commit murder?

“you are what you consume, media, tv, social media, everything, so be conscious about who you are making yourself.”

— phoebe-does.

Caesar: dead

Brutus and Cassius: gay

Mark Anthony: triumphant

Hotel: trivago

also vanya!

names related to butterflies, moths, and fireflies:

aruna, adela, ismeria, yara, greta, una, saffron, zephyr, chouko, eilira, parvaneh, calesia, luna, psyche, palmyra, acantha, asteria, isola, paru, mirza, esmeralda, zoumi, saga, kahli, ankova, apollo, thora, galatea, kimko, cayana, sula, malam, rekoa, ocaria, hesperia

For all those wondering what, “just friends,” means.

This is because I don't see enough posts about this but:

•be patient with people who stutter (especially when you see they’re trying) •don’t finish their sentence for them unless you guys have talked about it and said that it’s okay •don’t laugh or imitate the stutter •don’t roll your eyes •if you want to know if they have one, politely ask I wanted to make this because of all the stuff I see on tumblr I never see posts about stuttering. I have one and it’s really shitty. So yeah

some dissociation feels:

my thoughts are far away and I can barely hear them 

feelings and reactions are all fake

emptiness

personality???

there’s another person in my body

there’s someone trapped in the mirror

I can’t die because I’m not real

why is the world so blurry and bright?

time goes fast but everything else goes slow

always performing in front of an invisible audience

nothing makes sense so what is rational/irrational??