Idk man whipped this up at midnight because this game has been rotting my brain for the last week non stop
Translation for my awful handwriting under the cut:
*Just watched the Lamb annihilate a witness in a fraction of a second*
*took them with on a crusade as a "bonding exercise"*
Narinder: "What have we created Leshy..."
Leshy: "We?"
L: "We!? Who the fuck is WE? YOU caused all of this!"
Lamb: "Ah! Would you look at that! They're finally talking to each other."
*distant screeching noises*
Lamb: "I'd consider this a successful bonding session, wouldn't you agree?"
The crown stays silent and stares disapprovingly
Fan art for My Monster Academia by @princess-of-the-corner
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48941920/chapters/123471148
jason: what do you mean i’m too old for the easter bunny??
bruce: jason, and i cannot stress this enough, you’re a 22 year old crime lord who murders people on the regular
jason: okay? where are my colorful fucking eggs?
when the period cramps hit so bad you gotta pull out this move:
Listen if you ever think your writing is bad and you want to give up, a published author beloved by thousands (I don’t understand why) wrote the line “When he was wiping that cow shit on me, it was quite possibly the most turned-on I have ever been.”
what I’m saying is please don’t let Colleen Hoover win, don’t give up on your work.
Secret Robin au
Just some batdad with his batkids
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Maomao is so favored by people in the highest position in the country that she technically will never have to worry about getting punished by knowing who Jinshi is.
Emperor/Lady Gyokouyo/Lady Lihua: She is their supplier of cultured texts. Makes their nights spicy.
Jinshi: His favorite
Empress Dowager: Approves of Maomao for Jinshi, helped her relieve a guilt
Lakan (highest military official): her biological father, will openly throw hands for Maomao, the dude that can destroy a person's life and career if you done him wrong.
If anything, if Maomao gets punished or god forbid, die. The entire country might even collapse.
Getting Maomao kidnapped can also cause a full out war.