Sugar Pussy Make It A Yeast Infection, Slurring Speech Call It A Beast Inflection, My Penis Hard Im Having

idk my dragon is with me .

happy neil banging out the homestuck day

MC: I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Sylus, Luke, & Kieran: Okay.

MC: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Luke: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Kieran: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Sylus: Bold of you to assume I can die.

At the moment I’ve got like 75 wishes saved so far. I’m preparing 🥲

so ready for sylus’ birthday card!! (4k gems and a dream)

Sketch is done ✨

I should really be doing homework but the rats yearn to speak their truth

When the LADs boys come visit you do they punch your plushies when you leave the room?

Xavier- it’s on sight. His hands are rated E for everyone. Oh and that Lumiere plush you have on your bed? Yeah it’s getting RKO’d and then tossed underneath your bed. When interrogated he pouts and lays on top of you until you give up.

Zayne- absolutely not. If anything he places the snowman plushies closer to your pillow. He looks away when you ask him.

Rafayel- each plushie is getting a punch to the face. Your cat plushies? It’s getting thrice as many. Acts dumb when questioned.

Sylus- he knocks all the plushies that isn’t the Crow or Dino onto the floor. When asked, he blames it on Mephisto.

Caleb- he pushes in all the plushies eyes inward. Acts all innocent when you come back in and claims they were already like that.

This man 🥵

Some of the screenshots I took earlier. I love this man with my whole being. I love the facial expressions they added to Sylus in this card.

Sylus doesn't realize how big he is until the first time you two have sex. You hiss, your hand gripping onto his bicep tightly as he pushes his cock into you. "Everything alright, sweetie?" His voice held a certain amount of gentleness, he stops moving as he waits for you answer. "Yes...you're just...big..." Sylus lets a small smile come to his lips. "I'll just have to be careful then. Wouldn't want to overwhelm you thus early on, kitten." His hips move forward again, this time he takes his time, making sure you feel all of him. Your gasps and moans are like music to his ears, he can listen to them all day. "Tell me if it's too much and I'll stop." It was too much but you didn't want him to pull out, it felt painfully good.

Once he was fully inside of you, he let's you adjust to his size, moving only a little bit. Your pussy squeezed him a few times making him groan. "You feel amazing. Can I move now?" He leans down feeling the way your legs wrap around his body, he holds onto your thighs as he kisses up to your jaw. "Yes." It's a weak yes, you felt so full, he felt so good. Sylus nods and then starts moving his hips setting a slow pace at first. As soon as he sees that your experience grows to one of full pleasure, he speeds up, his hips moving quicker, harder. The moans that leave your mouth get louder, your hands move from his arms to his back, nails digging into his pale skin. He chuckles, he isnt fucking you fast, he is fucking you well. "There we go. Thats my good kitten." He kisses you on the lips, it's a kiss of raw passion, you feel him everywhere in your body. The room is filled with skin slapping noises as his cock moves in and out of your pussy.

Pulling away from the kiss, he grabs your hands pinning your wrists above your head. "Look at yourself. You're taking me so well." His red eyes are filled with adoration and lust, this is exactly how he wanted you. You look up at the mirror that was above the bed, it's an imagine that you wish you can take a picture of. Sylus is on top of you, his body moving against yours, his back painted by the scratches of your nails, your sweaty bodies illuminated by the dim lights. It didn't him long to realize where you were looking, he bites into your neck before speaking. "Enjoying the view are we? Atta girl." Then he starts to thrust into you faster, his cock pouding you deeper than before. A loud moan of his name echoes through the room, you grab onto the sheets, eyes rolling back. He was hitting all the right spots.

When your velvety walls start to clench around his length, he knows that you're close, so he slows down, wanting to savor every bit of you. Sylus takes one of your breats in his mouth, his tongue eagerly swirling against your nipple. The combined pleasure is making you lose your mind, your back arches. "Syl! Faster please!" You're begging him now, something you swore you'll never do. "Is that so? Well, what my kitten wants, she gets." He takes hold of your legs and puts them on his shoulder.kissing your ankle before his movements speed up. Sylus admires the way your breasts bounce at his every hard thrust, he admires how your body reacts so perfectly to his. "Syl! I'm close!" The desperation in your voice makes his cock twitch, you feel it too. His hand moves down your leg until it reaches your core, he gently rubs his thumb over your clit to get you to cum. It works, tou cum around his cock, your body twisting in pleasure as your orgasm washes over you. He follows, pulling out quickly and painting your stomach white, his eyes are closed for a moment before he looks at you again. Sylus gives you a few moments before he turns the position around si you were on top of him. "We aren't done yet. Afterall..." He looks up, looking at your reflections in the mirror. "...it's time for me to admire the view too, sweetie."

the gremlin children like to act like their sensei is the worst but deep, deep down they actually think hes kinda cool

kakashi is crying out of frame