The Batkids Doing Something Considered Rebellious And Bruce Is Unimpressed Because "been There, Done

The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :

Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.

Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.

Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...

Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.

Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.

Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.

Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)

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multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

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Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

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Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

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Timothy "straightlace" Jackson Drake and Richard "the mother hen" John Grayson

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Not letting anyone but their teen titans know that ur completely unhinged underneath the mask

11 months ago

Tweet between Jason and Dick methinks?

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REAL

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bruce pulling all the bad bitches

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Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)
Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)
Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)
Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)
Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)

everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)

Og pic under cut:

Everyone Lusting After This Old Man And His Mysterious Emo Charm (just Like Me)
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oh dick grayson the man that you are

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