I Thought About The Complete Lack Of Satine In Mando S3 Again And I Got So Annoyed I Had To Make A Comic

yj98 doodleee :D

I heard it's Superman's (and Lois'!) anniversary! Here's all my Superman goofs to celebrate~

Me watching BDub's episode last week as he threatened to ride to ride BDub's horse into the river and then promptly tried to kill him. Like bro. He's just out here like "Oh? Me? I could never do that..."

I haven't watched a lot of Herrmitcraft recently, but yeah, that facade is real and highkey scary

(source: I get viewed as a fragile golden child a lot)

Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

You have to rip the "Ezra with a Padawan braid with beads representing each of the ghost crew" head canon out of my cold dead hands

From most to least normal, the things that the mirror in my siblings' bathroom says (original spelling kept)

Goodnight and Good Morning

now remember kids god made you special and he loves you vary much - lary The cucumber

Go for it unless it's sketchy! Children don't do cocane :)

Dont get Killed

Stop your scaring the kids

All of this is written in cursive.

Luke and Ezra magically got lost somewhere in the galaxy

"In a different timeline, they could have been you"

Dehumanizing bigots is bad, not because I want to be nice to them, but because they are human beings and they serve as a reminder that anyone is capable of evil ideation and action. Violent bigots are not fundamentally different beings from you. They are human beings, who have developed a reactionary and destructive belief system due to their circumstances combined with their biases. In a different timeline, that could've been you. Anyone can be radicalized. Nobody is immune to propaganda, not even the person reading this.

Fic rec with some lovely art! Come to the dark side (we have glowing eyes and cool powers)

Idk I’m a sucker for glowing eyes

Might do more

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.