Arisu X Chishiya Fanfics On AO3 Even Though I Haven't Thought Of That Ship Until I Saw A Random Post

Inspector Constable discovers fashion

So obviously it's heavily implied the Dolores always knew that Bruno never left because of her magical hearing. But the thing about Dolores' hearing is that it's only ever stated that her HEARING is magically enhanced, not her ability to place what she's hearing in space. Which means that, though Dolores can HEAR far more than anyone else, she doesn't necessarily know WHERE it's coming from. Moreover, if Dolores "can hear a pin drop" and "can hear this whole chorus a mile away" but also doesn't seem to find regular conversation around her to be overwhelmingly loud then any difference in volume is definitely not proportional to to how far away something is, which would actually make placing sounds in space (at least in terms of distance) HARDER.

All of this is to say that I think it would be hilarious if Dolores always knew the Bruno was still in the village because she could hear him, but never actually knew WHERE in the area he was. She just kinda assumed that he found a little place in the woods and is vibing by himself watching rat telenovelas, and definitely NOT that he was living in the walls of the house because WHY would he be doing that. Never even occured to her as an option.

When she finds out that he was, in fact, vibing to his rat telenovelas in the walls of Casita for 10 years and THAT'S why she could still hear him she's just like, "hey what the FUCK"

officially had enough of "people who ship *insert any two characters with a nice positive dynamic* never had a close friendship because those two are obviously friends and not in love"

therefore introducing : "people who think that you can't be friends and lovers never had a healthy romantic relationship where they saw their partner also as a friend"

OK but I absolutely loved this!! like, I know they're friends, we've seen them grow up together, she was with them from the start. but this just shows that their relationship goes beyond just tolerating each other for taijus sake. she's one of his besties, an OG and I loved seeing this validated!

so i received an email from my new friend mr walton

Squid Game ep 6:

someone needs to chain me to the wall.

the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this

When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student

YOUR gays went to superhell. MY gays went to superheaven. we are not the same.