Timetobetraumatised - TimeToBeTraumatised

my mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a procrastinator

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

I too need 20 years to complete any task. It's a problem. Send help.

Overcoming the slightest challenge of my day: “This is just like the Odyssey.”

sure what's the worst that could happen

gem and joel are both "primarily a nice peaceful builder but with a shockingly competitive streak and formiddable pvp skills" but their energy with it is so very different