I Hope Mumbo Sues And Singlehandedly Topples The Warner Brothers Studio

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

.... I have a problem.

First post!

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

So. Drinking tea out of a bowl. Somehow tastes better than drinking it from a mug. Or maybe that's just the taste of pettiness that comes with doing something someone just told you not to do.... Guess we'll never know!

Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this

still the most under appreciated joke in recent hermitcraft history...

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

Ough