They Just Don’t Assassinate Politicians Like They Used To Anymore

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

love my little band of obviously correct people, on this website full of the Wrongest individuals you could possibly imagine

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

literal bugs

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers