Favorite Etho Autism Moment Was On False's Stream Where They're All Making Jokes About "who Would Ever

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

Mines the same!!! It still let me use discord on a browser instead tho, it's only doing it on the app I have on my laptop

hi hello what the fuck

i copied an image and i got blocked!??!? what the fuck!?!?

so im going to be making an alt now, @timetobetraumatised , @myl0-mph , @l0s3rzz , @welpimherenowiguess.

ill send you guys a dm on tumblr with the account name

The crows......? Or... The graves??? Are you running a takeaway service for zombies??

My favorite part of my day is feeding these greedy losers

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913