What if Legolas was in Rivendell at the same time Thorin and his company were and just… decided to tag along for a bit bc hey, he was going in that direction (home) anyway, might as well have some company?
Just imagine
A dwarf: *comments about the elves’ vegetarianism after they’ve left rivendell*
Legolas: you do know they were fucking with you right? Elves are not vegetarian.
The dwarves: *suprise pikachu face*
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The company +bilbo+legolas: *getting chased by orcs Again*
Legolas: i though ya’ll said this was supposed to be a secret quest?!
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The group: *breaks into beorn’s house to hide*
Beorn: why are there dwarves in my hou- LEGOLAS WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I’M NOT HIDING YOU FROM YOUR SIBLINGS AGAIN!
Legolas: ✌️
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Gandalf: *leaves the group at the edge of mirkwood forest while speaking cryptically *
Legolas:
Legolas: i know you’re going to do something that’ll piss me off, i can feel it.
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Legolas, rolling up next to bilbo: so, thorin huh?
Bilbo: *chokes on his own spit*
Legolas: no, i get it. It’s the beard right?
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The dwarves: *get captured by the silvans*
Thranduil, to legolas after having interrogated thorin: i don’t suppose you’ll tell me what’s going on?
Legolas: nope
Thranduil: is this one of your whims again?
Legolas: mmmmaaaaybe
Thranduil: *sigh* nothing i do will change the situation, will it?
Legolas: given their head strong personalities, i highly doubt it.
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Bilbo: *gets the one ring*
Legolas: I pretended i do not see.
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Before the botfa
Thranduil: and you are sure you couldn’t have changed the outcome?
Legolas: knowing history and knowing how this world works, yeah, pretty fucking sure.
tennis balls are just limes that failed their exams
for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.
not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
love my little band of obviously correct people, on this website full of the Wrongest individuals you could possibly imagine
Cha chas real smooth out the window
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
Mines the same!!! It still let me use discord on a browser instead tho, it's only doing it on the app I have on my laptop
i copied an image and i got blocked!??!? what the fuck!?!?
so im going to be making an alt now, @timetobetraumatised , @myl0-mph , @l0s3rzz , @welpimherenowiguess.
ill send you guys a dm on tumblr with the account name
Week 5 - May 19th, 2024 'Voices in the Water' - Lux Veritas Spotify / YouTube
Tried going more lineless again and honestly am so happy with this. One of those times when everything just really seemed to fall into place, enough that this has become my phone background haha.
And a little explanation, this is from my ‘Of Honor and Force’ AU, where in which Quinlan is prince and this moment is soon after escaping an attack on his home.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I do :3
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
Feemor and Jon Antilles are the two characters that, when looking for a Star Wars fix-it long fic, I watch out for more than anything. I know for a fact that if those boys show up the fic will be BANGIN. If they’re SHIPPED with someone? Even better. Those boys are the absolute best metric for whether your fic writer is feral enough about extended canon to write a good and proper fix-it fic set before the clone wars. Feemor/Jaster Mereel? Immediately I am hooked. So the Jedi Temple Guard who spends the vast majority of his time faceless, largely because of a neglectful parent, is with the guy who leads the Faceless Helmet Good Parent People? I know there will be cultural discussions and family drama. Hell yes. Jon Antilles meanwhile is such a crackhead concept that a fic containing him is gonna be taking a lot more insane things seriously than just an immortal Jedi with weird trauma. Jocasta Nu being shipped is third in this list btw. Nu x Dooku? Hell yeah, old person romance, the author has a thing for pining and theological debates over tea. Nu x Jaster? Hell yeah, our resident autism man finally got himself into the Jedi Archives of yknow wat I mean. Sifo Dyas also fits into this category of character btw. These are the quality barometer characters of Star Wars pre-clone wars fix it long fic.