Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
How does Cal meet Merrin in the fix it au? Does Cordova borrow him for Zeffo research?
omg thats a PERFECT idea yes
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I have merged with the butterfly.
anyone have a favorite myth? pls reblog with your favorite I'd love to hear some
Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...
And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!
old gods are waking
BigB's snail reveal was straight out of a horror movie!