Like. We're all super hyped because we know this series intrinsically that we forget that we know this show intrinsically
How bizarre is that?? We don't merely get spoilers on our dashes from episodes we haven't watched yet, we know what will happen at the end, at the end of the next season, in eight years
It's hilarious! It's rediculous! It's like Neil Gaiman would start an open Google doc so we could all watch as he wrote the next Good Omens episode! Only EVEN MORE
"aw this scene will look so cute when they are a couple in college" when the show itself has not even HINTED AT A CRUSH
"damn too bad Luke's the bad guy" WE SAY 3 EPISODES ON
Think about it, people! This is a fandom experience with no ship wars! No headcannons we desperately hope don't collide with cannon! We know every. Single. Thing. That will happen.
And we still watch it.
I have a point with this. Remember how Marvel movies would be šthis closeš to murdering an actor over spoilers? There's a great post here somewhere on how that's because of the low quality of modern day superhero movies. It's supposed to be a quick hit, a rush of dopamine and special effects and one liners exploding into colour until you walk out of the cinema so dazed you only remember days later that the movie itself wasn't actually that good. These movies aren't built for rewatching, or becoming cult classics. It's fast food. Delicious for the moment, satisfying a certain itch, but not wholesome or precious.
And this. This beautiful series launched with the full knowledge that almost the ENTIRE FANBASE know exactly what was coming, every step. What are premier day spoilers against years of finished arcs.
And still, we watch. We love. We laugh and cry and post about it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is #hopepunk. They think we don't need beautiful, nurturing adaptations? That they've wrecked our mental health so bad we can't concentrate on smth unless the special effects are forcefully grabbing our attention? That older things get forgotten as quickly as Tick Tock trends? They were wrong. We love, and we care. Not everything bows to the rules of fast production capitalism. We aren't a predicted consumer statistic.
We love Percy Jackson.
hmmm
I am a pirating god. i can pirate anything. friend of mine came to me looking for a dutch movie that came out four days ago, i found that shit in 4k, english dub, with optional diagetic subtitles. people come to me for their textbooks BEFORE checking if theres a link in their syllabus because i can find the pdf faster online. i just found my psych textbook in like fourteen seconds. call me blackbeard
i really like how scar said āhey guys iām gonna do something stupidā and IMMEDIATELY every available hermit flocks to watch. seeing scar do something stupid is probably one of the greatest joys on the hermitcraft server i would imagine.
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didnāt have a good time at all
ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
not now mom iām wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead