ΛNIMΛ

The main motivation behind me getting a PhD? Is it prestige? The pursuit of knowledge? No, it’s pettiness and sheer spite.

The reverse progression of Modern Humans to simple life forms. 

Ummmmm what is going on? My best friend pulled two of these movie tickets out of her purse today (July 19, 2016) ???

San Andreas 2 doesn’t exist yet…. so how does she have two UNUSED movie tickets what… ..

That’s some sixpenceee shit. Mandela effect? Time travel? I have no idea … . ..

I am energy. I am galactic. I am psychedelic. ॐ 

tfw you fuckin die and you see Ma’at there measuring your heart against a feather