Ticibi - ☠︎tugba☠︎

pregnancy reveal!

Celtic Frost

Scan from Phoenix Militia #7 (UK) 1987

me if you care

 Okay, if you didn't understand, let me break it down for you. So basically, he said in Germany, for example, you can have a picture of a naked woman with a vibrator flying up her vagina, with a propeller at the end of it.

I’ve seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.

realest shit i've ever seen

“My child is completely fine” your child wants to get their back blown by a 60+ year old man with a former addiction problem

same vibe

“How’s life?”

Me:

ion want to act like an elitist but i hate it when some people complain about a metal concert -especially a thrash metal concert/gig- being too crowded "everyone bumped into me😭😭" like bro its kinda the point, even heard of what moshpit is? besides the only bands such people know is usually just american big four