So Since We All Saw The Trailer, Y'all Want To Start Taking Bets On How Long It Takes For Benji To Die?

Anyways when I was sixteen I wrote a story about a spaceship's communications officer (think Uhura) who was given a brain implant when he was a baby that automatically translates every language in the universe, but which interferes with his ability to perceive and process subtle changes in tone. He hears an emotionless automated translator voice inside his head rather than hearing the real voices being physically carried by air vibrations. So he has the ability to interpret every word in every language, but he can never interpret tone of voice. And the ultimate message of the story is that understanding every possible text isn't enough -- if you don't understand subtext, you'll be isolated. The "communications officer" actually struggles to communicate more than anyone else on the ship.

You'll never guess what they diagnosed me with a year later.

Dana Scully took one look at this goofy ass in his Stonehenge Rocks hat and said time to end this 7 year drought and fuck this man silly. And you know what? She was so valid for that.

Congrats!

Today it’s been 9 years since Terry Pratchett left us…

We miss you 🤍

AoS + text posts pt. 8/?

For that, trust me, I am truly sorry.

AGENT CARTER (2015 - 2016) | The Blitzkrieg Button (1.04)

He's still hot but everytime I say that out loud people tell me I need to see a psychiatrist

I’m so utterly insane about the gunshot hiding/impromptu surgery/multitasking scene in m:i8. Benji really filling all those fanfic tropes - ESPECIALLY hiding wound from a loved one.