I Read Chapter 55 Of ACOMAF At School! Thankfully, No One Was Looking At My Book, But Still!

Thats preferably fae

I need a man that's a Chaol in the streets and a Dorian in the sheets

This is true. And I love Skyrim even more when its worded this way

reasons to play skyrim:

interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)

you can kill things by yelling at them

you can punch bears

you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket

there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

I'm all of these, except for loving xD

Rules to live by

Be Wise & Loving like Rhysand Be cold like Amren Be reckless like Morrigan Be reserved like Azriel Be a smart ass like Cassian Be certain like Feyre 

idfk what I’m doing with my time

The first two are true, the last one, um, nope.

Remember when they told us this

hahahahahahaha…haha…ha.

The Thirteen

Hi! I was wondering if someone could kindly motivate me to read the ToG series (and I say someone because I've seen that you are friends with so many people in the fandom!)? I'm welcome to any and all recommendations! Thank you so much, y'all crack me up 😂😂😂❤️

Aaaah! Read it! It’s an amazing series! It’s got a badass main character and tbh just totally badass characters in general, it’s got a great plot and incredible plot twists, great romance and smut, and it will make you laugh and cry and want to throw the book across the room (sometimes all at the same time). Just read it!

I need this

WHY CANT THERE BE A MASTER EOS EDITION THAT INCLUDES A L L THE DAMN EXCLUIVE STORIES AND A L L THE GORGEOUS FANART

please

It really is, though Manon didn't fall into Hell.

MANON AND THE STYGIAN SPIDER IS THE MARK OF ATHENA ALL OVER AGAIN

Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? Showtime!

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

If Rhys and the Darkling met, it would be awesome

I’M SCREAMING

Yeah

My brother said Hamilton is the most uncreative thing he’s ever heard and I wanna sCREAM