@the-night-court I keep trying to convince my mom too, and she's only read The Assassin and the Healer from The Assassin's Blade
Me and my family: *goes to zoo and sees bat exhibit*
Me: “Hi Rhysand!!!!”
My family: ????
I just got ACOMAF back from my cousin and I'm re-reading it
Ugh ACOMAF is just sitting on my shelf…BEGGING to be reread…do I give in(?????)
Same. I might name one of mine Morrigan (I might adopt. Periods are the worst. Labor pains must be even worse then that, so no thank you)
All my kids will hate me bc their names will all be from books, specifically sjm books.
Why!!!!! WHYWHYWHY.
“Aelin watched Darrow, waiting—refusing to break his stare until he bowed. A dip of his head was all he offered. “A bit lower,” she purred.”
“Maeve lowered the mask and drawled to Aelin, “Rumor claims you will bow to no one, Heir of Fire.” That serpentine smile. “Well, now you will bow to me.” She pointed to the sand. Aelin obeyed. Her knees barked as she dropped to the ground. “Lower.”
Dumb Person: Why are you wearing Bat Wings? Are you supposed to be a vampire?
Me: No, I'm supposed to be an Illyrian.
Dumb Person: What's that?
Me: *attempts to not lose it & maim this un-read idiot*
Showtime showtime yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints of Sam Adams but I'm working on three, ha! Those red coats don't want it with me 'cuz I will pop chick- a pop theses cops 'till I'm free!
Do you listen to Hamilton?
yes, yes i do
The closets states to me are Arizona or Utah, and without asking, I know I won't be allowed to go to either of them
I’m legit trying to hold back tears right now.
I was going to meet my favorite author, tell her how much she meant to me, and see her for the first time in my life.
I was going to meet my best friend, whom I’ve never seen in real life. We had plans and everything.
And Sarah isn’t coming anywhere near us.
Not true. I'm a Leo and I'm ANYTHING but popular
Fun facts about your sign here
That is not true xD. It wouldn't ruin my self esteem, you'd just piss me off so much.
Aries: It’s funny as hell running for ur life!!!
Taurus: There’s a reason why bull fighting is Spain’s favorite sport….olé
Gemini: It’s funny watching their personality fall apart as they try to figure out how to deal with their anger
Cancer: People angry sobbing is pretty entertaining to watch
Leo: You have totally ruined their self esteem and sense of worth
Virgo: Being blackmailed is a great way to start everyday
Libra: It’s a good way of showing their true colors
Scorpio: You shouldn’t
Sagittarius: Good excuse to avoid them
Capricorn: You shouldn’t, it’s boring and annoying
Aquarius: Fearing for your life is a once in a lifetime experience
Pisces: They were being shitty anyways so now is a good time to drop them
I'd suggest reading it, but don't get attached to most of the side characters.
Hello! I'm Asikaia! I love reading, playing video games, drawing and writing. My favorite books (if you haven't guessed by looking at my blog) are any Sarah J. Maas books, and many many more, my all-time favorite video game has to belong to Skyrim (although Horizon: Zero Dawn is really close). If you want to find out more about me, I have a Wattpad under the same name, where you can also find my stories! And, if you haven't guessed, my favorite artist is Halsey.
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