God I Love Moral Delemas

To my trauma buddies, i hope you had a better, or even good (shocking right) day. i just want you to know that you are not alone, and even though im a stranger on the internet, im proud of you for being so strong. if its safe, you should get some water, if its not, i really hope it will be soon. remember, you have to take care of yourself too. you're amazing, and you can do this. <3

ps, keeping some water in your room makes it easier if you have to stay in there for hours at a time, also, stash some snacks if u can

Happy to announce my impulse control has reached an all time low and my family now has 4 cats instead of 3

Me: trying to do anything

My cat: 🥺

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

Reblogging for the recs

Ok so you know how in Milton’s Paradise Lost, the serpent who tempted Eve is Satan in disguise? Good Omens AU where Crowley IS Satan, and everything else is the same, except Heaven and Hell don’t know he’s been living a double life on Earth for 6000 years, making trouble, and kind of falling in love with the angel who shielded him from the rain thinking he was just your garden variety demon.

Cut to the end of the world, which, while it seemed like a great plan 6000 years ago, he now very much wants to avoid. And it looks like Adam’s reversed it all, when Beezelbub says, “Wait ‘til your father hears,” and Crowley’s all, “uh, actually – right, this is awkward – I’m fine with it, really, no complaints here. Nice, uh, nice going there, son.”

Cue Aziraphale losing it right there on the airstrip, because he’s not just in love with a demon but the Devil, and “6000 years we’ve known each other, and you never thought once to mention you’re not a fiend, but the fiend??!”

New head cannon accepted

Cass's civilian identity being paper thin is so important to me actually. Barely anyone on the street knows Bruce Wayne's daughter and any of the press who are interested can't uncover a single thing other than him adopting her when she was 19. It leads to a whole lot of speculation but no actual facts.

Meanwhile you have assassins who are the best of the best, the cream of the crop, and anyone who is someone in the evil assassin underworld knows all about David Cain and his daughter who turned rogue and became Batgirl.

Which means most of them see her with Bruce Wayne and are like ohoho a clever plan by Batman indeed! Putting Batgirl undercover as Bruce Wayne's daughter to guard and protect Wayne, who's a key part of all the recent projects to improve Gotham City. Masterful gambit Mr Batman sir, you also get a spy who reports on everything Wayne's doing whenever you need it.

This gives Cass the freedom to not even try to hide herself behind some sort of helpless civilian persona. Attempted kidnappings of Bruce Wayne and his kids have dropped by 90% since she got adopted, as the first one to try and take a fancy party hostage got the shit kicked out of him by Cassandra Wayne while her father watched proudly.

The next attempt brought a gun and she disarmed him then broke his hand. Finally they sent a whole squad of mercenaries to kidnap Bruce and Tim on the way to a W.E business meeting only to find Cass in the car with them. The kidnapping did not go as planned and the goons have several questions as to why the fuck Bruce Wayne's daughter is a metahuman who dodges bullets. They never get answers.

She's the only batkid who never has to fake her abilities. Damian is highly indignant about this but she just pokes his forehead and tells him it's a skill issue when he complains.

Literally my two personalities fighting for dominance inside my brain

Exactly!

“He cut her hair too short”, “Why couldn’t he make it longer it’s so ugly”, have you ever considered the fact that HE WAS DYING??? He didn’t exactly have time to be like ‘oh how long would you like it dear, let’s make sure there is a good length!’ ALSO have you considered how freeing it would feel to have all that pressure gone?? Like she is free of her burdens both literally and figuratively. And also it’s not even that ugly, like those layers are amazing! Anyways, I get so mad when people criticize the haircut, like appreciate the symbolism please! God I love this movie

𝘖𝘩 𝘈𝘻𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦…

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad