Luka, Holding His Head In His Hands And Sighing Dreamily: Its Just. I Saw The Captain Fighting Fragmentum

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

Bakugou: Writing tip! Blood is more dense than water and will sink!

Kirishima: How do you know that?

Bakugou:

Kirishima: How do you know that Bakugou?

Kaminari: yeah I’m an idiot

Some unsuspecting person: Don’t say that!

Kaminari: Do you really want me to show you?

Person: uhhhhh….

*insert stupid thing Kaminari does here*

Sero, finding out: Not again

Hello LGBTQ community I have a new fixation

Mina: People need to stop bullying us idiots. Just because I’m not the brightest doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!

Bakugou: I don’t care about those feelings, I care about your stupidity.

Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge

Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?

Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?

Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.

Mina: You're just mad because you're single.

Uraraka, crying: Shut up!

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-A post from my dog (I discovered her paw works on my phone keyboard)